The Beach Barbecue Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the smell of barbecue replaces the smoke of war. His Beach Barbecue Pact requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded cookouts. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights while eating ribs.� Gaza is reimagined as a colossal cookout, militants flipping burgers, generals handing out napkins, and ceasefires toasted with sweet tea. Critics scoff at the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s �the tastiest peace deal ever.� The satire skewers the absurdity of turning devastation into a tailgate party. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilt for dignity�it�s smothered in barbecue sauce.