The Beach Ball Concord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes in bright colors. His Beach Ball Concord requires losing nations to give up their beaches for endless games of Trump-branded beach volleyball. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re spiking.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of leisure, militants inflating balls, generals refereeing matches, and ceasefires sealed by high-fives. Critics say it�s insulting, but Trump insists it�s �the bounciest peace plan ever.� The satire inflates the absurdity of reducing centuries of strife to party games, where devastation is masked by inflatable toys. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t a land of sorrow�it�s a beach party.