The Beach Ball Bureau
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics bounces aimlessly. His Beach Ball Bureau requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded inflatable bureaucracies. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the policies bounce back.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tossing balls as motions, generals chasing votes in the wind, and ceasefires declared when a ball deflates. Critics call it juvenile, but Trump beams: �The bounciest peace plan in history�so much fun, so patriotic.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as kiddie