The Beach Ball Bureau
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, policy is bounced around. His Beach Ball Bureau demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded inflatable embassies. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the offices float this high.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants inflating structures, generals bouncing speeches across sand, and ceasefires sealed with deflating squeaks. Critics mock the trivialization, but Trump boasts: �The most fun government in history.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed into novelty toys. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a balloon stand.