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The best-selling beloved novel comes to life in this epic erotic feature film about a naughty menage a trois between a married couple and their sexually curious babysitter. The best-selling beloved novel comes to life in this epic erotic feature film about a naughty menage a trois between a married couple and their sexually curious babysitter. The best-selling beloved novel comes to life in this epic erotic feature film about a naughty menage a trois between a married couple and their sexually curious babysitter.
Arousing romantic porn re: threesomes, but with repetitiousness
Kay Brandt is an important Adult filmmaker, and I have tried to see all her work. Her latest for Adam & Eve, "Babysitting the Baumgartners" is well-crafted, but Kay is deficient in the dramatics department, creating an overlong (at 4 full hours) work that lacks the necessary character and story progression to keep the viewer involved. Instead, many scenes merely repeat earlier situations with such minor variation as to be prunable. Though she only gets third billing, Sara Luvv is the star of the feature, getting one of her best screen roles to date. She's the au pair/babysitter for Doc and Carrie Baumgartner played by Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite. They take her with them on a summer vacation to their beach house, and sex results -that in a nutshell describes the entire 4 hour movie. Along the way there are over 14 sex scenes (depending on how you count: does soft-core or just masturbation constitute a sex scene in today's "vignettes only" Adult world?), mainly involving Sara. She is frequently the voyeuse, catching her employers making love, and instantly masturbating as a result. Before long she joins in, and it is the open marriage/menage a trois aspects of this story, adapted by Kay from a novel by Selena Kitt, that forms the central interest of the picture. Brandt takes a pornographer's perspective to the material that is unfortunate. There are plenty of opportunities for conflict or confrontation, but if one starts, as porno people are wont to do, from a "sex is everything" and "repression of impulses is bad" point-of-view, then every chance encounter turns to full-blown passionate sex. Sara is seduced by the beautiful couple, but early on I was wary of their motives and expected something to happen. Other than a momentary sort of twist at the very end, not part of the film proper, nothing comes of their bringing Sara into their bed, other than a lot of sexual activity for us to watch. Also, the need to broaden the action beyond just 3 people (and avoid a relentlessness like Oshima's claustrophobic "In the Realm of the Senses" and its nuclear couple) injects AJ Applegate as another au pair, suitable for humping. Brandt very awkwardly adds her to the story, at first in a teaser scene in which Kay herself appears, looking quite glamorous for a mere cameo, bringing AJ over to visit the beach house. Who Kay's character is and what her relationship is to AJ is not revealed, at best I gathered she is an old pal of Carrie's. After this intro, AJ does not reappear until hours later on Disk 2 of the DVD set, available for romantic action as Sara rather sarcastically shows her how to take care of the little kid. Following porn tradition (see especially PT's "The Masseuse" as a famous case in the Clint Eastwood "American Sniper" vein) the child is never shown. The acting is excellent, even Mick who usually seems bewildered when called upon by a director to come out of his gonzo shell. (In the amusing BTS short subject Brandt makes fun of Mick and his "dancing cock" when preparing a cute scene, and I kind of felt sorry for him in a 2016-version-of sexual harassment in the workplace turned on its head way.) The visuals by Brandt's right-hand-man Quasarman are quite good, and overall I would have to rate this as quality Vacation porn. But even light comedies feature conflict, and it's wholly lacking here.
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TOP 100 BAUMGARTNER SERIES - Meet the Baumgartners - THEY WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD! --------- FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING & AWARD WINNING AUTHOR SELENA KITT --------- Steve “Doc” Baumgartner--alone, naked, face flushed with pleasure. Carrie spies him indulging in a sexy, private moment. Though she’s sworn to herself she's through with guys, and her roommate-turned-lover Maureen is more than enough to satisfy her, Carrie can't stop fantasizing about Doc. Then Carrie gets her chance. A summer getaway to Key West, the threat of Maureen’s zealot boyfriend, and Doc’s hunger for pleasure prove to be the perfect cocktail to lower Carrie’s inhibitions. Smell the ocean air, pour yourself a drink, prepare for a summer to remember. It’s time to Meet the Baumgartners! **If you've read one of the books in the Baumgartners series, you'll love this prequel to the series. If you've never read any of them--Meet the Baumgartners! Your life will never be the same again!** IF YOU LIKED THIS BOOK you may want to have more fun with this family! Listed in Chronological Order! *FREE* Meet the Baumgartners amazon.com/dp/B0042RUM9G A Baumgartner Christmas amazon.com/dp/B006P5A644 Babysitting the Baumgartners amazon.com/dp/B003G2ZVF8 The Baumgartners Plus One amazon.com/dp/B004LGRZXO Letters to the Baumgartners amazon.com/dp/B006CW59VK Crazy About the Baumgartners amazon.com/dp/B00LPPE0LE A Baumgartner Reunion amazon.com/dp/B003GDI6JA Baumgartner Generations: Janie amazon.com/dp/B003P9X2N0 Baumgartner Generations: Henry amazon.com/dp/B004C43H14 A Baumgartner Valentine amazon.com/dp/B00THLQL6A *NEW* Baumgartners Empty Nest amazon.com/dp/B00W7X74QQ The Baumgartner Dirty Show amazon.com/dp/B00CSXHLAO
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Selena Kitt is a TOP 15 NEW YORK TIMES and USATODAY bestselling author of erotic romance fiction and erotica. OVER A MILLION BOOKS SOLD! Herwriting embodies everything from the spicy to thescandalous. When she's notpawing away at her keyboard, Selena runs an innovative publishing company (excessica.com). She doesbellydancing and photography, and she loves four poster beds, tattoos, voyeurism, blindfolds,velvet, baby oil, the smell of leather, and playing kittycat. Her books EcoErotica (2009), TheReal Mother Goose (2010) and Heidi and the Kaiser (2011) were all Epic Award Finalists . Her gay maleromance, Second Chance , won the Epic Award in Erotica in 2011. Her FREE story, Connections , was oneof the runners-up for the 2006 Rauxa Prize , given annually to an erotic short story of"exceptional literary quality," out of over 1,000 nominees, where awards are judged by aselect jury and all entries are read "blind" (without author's nameavailable.) She can be reached on herwebsite at selenakitt.com
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This is a great intro into the lives of, well...could be me or you! Right to the point of things, a fast paced, frenetic journey into sexual adventure and fantasy! Well written, not pretending to be what it's not, this short story will get you ready to roll. Looking forward to the next story!
Predictable but that is the nature of the beast. What kept me in the story was the character's story and how she grows and makes the decision to move forward with the Baumgartners. Although I felt the Baumgartners were one-dimensional, Ronnie's journey is well developed and kept me invested in an otherwise by the numbers romp. Although it seems that the Baumgartners are the star of the series as a whole, I look forward to the others that Selena Kitt may put in the limelight.
A very hot erotic read! Erotica that delivers. It may not be for you but it is wickedly delicious and passionately crafted! -- Note - this review has been re-posted from Feb 14, 2016. Don't know when, or why, it got deleted (or misplaced),
Pretty straightforward and to the point.characters fleshed out just enough..believeable erotic episodes...highly sexed scenes well spaced,not too far apart.this book is definitely rereadable
Holy hell! This book is amazing hot! Carrie and Maureen have quite the BFF relationship. Then Carrie seeks out Stephen "Doc" in the guys dorm showerstall and things get heated. This book has a great story to tell as some great quality porn to read. Gonna keep following this series! Excellent writing Selena Kitt!
After starting at the end of the series I had to go back and see how the Baumgartners met. I loved the way in which Carrie found her husband to be...in the boy's restroom. This was just the right amount of sex and entertainment as they started their sexual journey together. If you don't like erotica it might not be the book for you. I loved it.
Not the first book in the Baumgartner series I've read but the book that answered background questions. Selena Kitt is a great novelist. Well written.
For fans of the Baumgartner series, this short prequel is just what the "Doc" ordered! It gives us the backstory on how Carrie and Steve met in their college days. In true Selena Kitt form, there is a nicely detailed storyline with plenty of details and lots of heat!! My one complaint- if you can even call it that - is that this seemed just a tad too short. After all, we all know size DOES matter, right? I was reading this because I wanted to get more on the fascinating history these two major players shared, and it was just not quite enough and although I fully enjoyed what this talented author put forth, even more would've been even more welcome. However, as with all her tales, this one is guaranteed to turn up the heat and make your pulse quicken!
4.0 out of 5 stars
Short but a good start to the series
I came across one of Selena's books in this series, Babysitting for the Baumgartners and it was H.O.T, it was the first time reading one of her books and i really enjoyed it so thought i would start at the beginning, this was just a short story, only 84 pages long which was a shame as it was nice to read about how the two characters met, it wasn't as hot as her other book and the story wasn't as good but maybe that was due to the short nature of the book, in any case it is worth reading and i will buy the next full book in this series and see if what that's like.
2.0 out of 5 stars
But saying that i can see why some people might like it.
unfortunately this book wasn't for me, it was to full on way too early and I'd much rather have time to get to know characters and establish a story (although the instant full on thing does tell you a bit about a person) before all that jazz. But saying that i can see why some people might like it.. but still it was a no go for me.
3.0 out of 5 stars
Sorry, doesn't quite do it for me
Meh, not my favourite book. It just never quite gets there, and hooks me in to the story. It seems more porn than erotica in writing style to me. there doesn't seem to be any emotional connections between the characters, sex is the main focus. For me good erotica pulls you in and creates some sort of emotional attachment to the main characters. This just doesn't for me
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hot and steamy
For you to tend this school you need to fit hot as hell and the girls all out for anything going as long as you get the the guy who is the man of your dreams. Seen you done it again with the hot guy and sexy girls thankyou for another
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