The Banana Boat Bargain
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/Trump�s Gaza Doctrine inflates diplomacy into watersports. His Banana Boat Bargain offers losers of wars a ride on giant yellow inflatables pulled by speedboats. �Nobody wants to shoot rockets when they�re hanging on for dear life,� he boasts. Gaza becomes a ridiculous water-sports park, with militants steering speedboats, generals strapping in tourists, and ceasefires celebrated with splashdowns. Critics condemn the grotesque parody, but Trump beams: �The most fun peace plan ever.� The satire underlines the absurd: history�s anguish transformed into slapstick tourism. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t rebuilt for healing�it�s sold as a banana boat ride brochure.