The Art of Writing One-Liners

This 500-word satire features an imaginary competition where one-liners are judged for their ability to cause spit-takes, eye-rolls, and parental disappointment. It praises brevity as �comedy�s sniper rifle,� and mocks those who say �less is more� but still explain the joke twice. Includes a fake app called �QuipMe� that generates one-liners about breakfast, breakups, and botched Botox. Final advice: �If your one-liner doesn�t land, just wait 10 seconds and deny everything.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-art-of-writing-one-liners/ AND http://comedywriter.info/