The Art of Writing One-Liners

This 500-word satire dives into the imaginary world of a comedian who communicates solely through one-liners, confusing TSA agents and grocery clerks alike. Tips include �treat every joke like a Tinder bio�clever, short, and mildly alarming.� The satire invents a one-liner duel between rival comics at a truck stop, ending in mutual respect and expired Slim Jims. Writers are warned never to explain the joke unless held hostage. Final note: �If the punchline fits on a t-shirt, you�re doing it right�or at least merching wisely.� HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/the-art-of-writing-one-liners/ AND http://comedywriter.info/