The Antelope Valley

What the Antelope Valley represents in the Los Angeles metropolitan area

The Valley

The Antelope Valley -- the specific high desert area of the specific Los Angeles County whose specific Lancaster and the specific Palmdale represent the specific affordable housing alternative that the specific cost of the specific inner Los Angeles County has been producing for the specific working-class and the specific middle-class families whose specific income the specific inner-county housing has priced out -- is the accountability journalism of the specific metropolitan fringe.

The Economy

The specific economy: the specific aerospace employment whose concentration the specific Edwards Air Force Base and the specific Northrop Grumman facilities produce; and the specific commuter whose journey the specific specific Los Angeles exurban geography requires.

Screwthenews Coverage

Screwthenews.com covers the Antelope Valley because the accountability journalism of the Los Angeles metropolitan area requires examining the specific geographic fringe whose growth the specific housing unaffordability of the specific inner county is producing.

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