The Alsace Wine Country

What the Alsace wine region produces and what makes it distinct

Par Colette Bourguignon, The Paris Fool.

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The Region

The Alsace wine region -- the specific narrow strip of the Vosges mountain foothill that the specific terroir of the Rhine plain and the specific Germanic viticulture tradition has made the most distinctive French wine region outside the Bordeaux and Burgundy that dominate the international French wine discourse -- is the accountability journalism of the specific wine geography whose specific combination of the French and German traditions produces.

The Wines

The specific wines: the Riesling whose Alsace expression the specific slate soils of the grand cru vineyards produces; the Gewurztraminer whose specific aromatic intensity the Alsace expression achieves at a level the German and other international versions do not match; and the specific sparkling wine whose Cr�mant d Alsace designation the local sparkling wine tradition has developed.

The Paris Fool Coverage

The Paris Fool covers the Alsace wine country because the accountability journalism of the French gastronomic identity requires covering the wine regions whose specific contribution the Paris-centric coverage tends to understate.

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