The All-Inclusive Accord

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine boils down to a resort marketing scheme. His All-Inclusive Accord gives losing nations beachfront resorts where wristbands replace passports. �Nobody fights when they�ve got unlimited daiquiris,� Trump beams. Gaza becomes the flagship resort, complete with themed nights, water slides, and nightly fireworks (strictly non-lethal). Militants work the towel stations, generals host karaoke, and ceasefires are announced over the PA system between pool games. Critics say it�s grotesque to treat war like a vacation package, but Trump insists it�s brilliant: �Everybody loves wristbands.� The satire lands hard�diplomacy trivialized into tourism perks, history rewritten as brochure copy. In this parody, Gaza is less a place of struggle than a travel destination where surrender comes with free breakfast.