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Marketed as the first film to skip its own sequel, ThanksKilling 3 follows ThanksKilling. As of 2016, there is no ThanksKilling 2.
When the worm character enters the code for the wormhole, according to his dialogue, the code is composed of all 9s, but he pushes many different numbers on the keypad, none of which are 9. This error undermines the entire second half of the film.
On the plus side, they managed to make the first one look good, but there's nothing redeemable about this sequel. I suspect the creators let every kickstarter donator contribute an idea then shoehorned it into this overstuffed travesty. T3 is not even entertaining in a so-bad-it's good quality. Unless your cup of tea is a rapping grandma that Adam Sandler retired as a joke years before this movie was made. The comedy "riffs" are low rent open mic night jokes that are sometimes repeated twice to miss the landing again. Within minutes my friends and I were yawning and checking our watches. . AVOID THIS HALF BAKED MESS!
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Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest... Read all Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2". Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".
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A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.
Directors Jordan Downey Starring Chuck Lamb , Lance Predmore , Lindsey Anderson Genres Suspense , Comedy , Horror Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English
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Supporting actors General Bastard , Natasha Cordova Producers Jordan Downey , Kevin Stewart Studio Gravitas Ventures Content advisory Alcohol use , nudity , foul language , sexual content , violence Purchase rights Stream instantly Details Format Prime Video (streaming online video) Devices Available to watch on supported devices
free_labor Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2020
So... I just want to save people from the pain and suffering I just endured. I get it: you want a funny campy horror comedy about Thanksgiving. I did. That is not this movie. Ok, well it might be. If you like student films shot with untrained actors and bad scripts with no lighting, this could be the movie you want. For example, if you enjoyed direct to VHS movies in the eighties like Things (Andrew Jordan, 1989). I love campy good bad films, but I didn't see this one that way. The actors don't really have much of a sense of timing, so lines that might have been funny fall flat. It feels like this one was written and made by dudes sitting around a table getting drunk going "Dude! It would be so funny, if the guy ate the turkey and then it shot him from the inside! Dude, that would be so funny." It wasn't, at least not to me. The characters are all stereotypes (jock, slut, nerd, hillbilly, nice girl), which would be fine if there was an interesting take on those tropes. There was not (at least not that I could find). Trigger warning: the guys use a slur to refer to homosexual men several times to insult each other and the "ho" is raped by the turkey. The turkey is associated with Native Americans and when they track it down it is in a "tipi." Again, I like trash cinema (huge John Waters fan), but this is not trash, it's garbage. So... probably skip this one. If you want a really stupid movie about a homicidal turkey and don't care about anything I wrote in the last paragraph, then maybe give it a whirl. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and give this one a miss.
KettleZonk Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2018
This is one of those movies that's hard to review. It's bad, but there are people who'd love this movie because it's bad, and there are those who will love this movie regardless of quality, because of the goofy concept. Then there are those who enjoy it because they take mind-altering drugs during the experience. I think there should be a review here for everyone else. "Thankskilling" is an awful movie by any measure. Let's start with the writing. A group of generic partying teenagers are chased around by a killer talking turkey. That's pretty much it. There's a thin story about how a Native American brought a dead turkey to life and sent it out to kill white people, but the backstory is paper-thin, nonsensical, and not to be taken seriously. The characters are simply a group of stereotypes - the jock, the slut, the nerd, etc. - rather than actual human beings. The dialogue is horny teenage cliches when it's not being just off. There's a joke about the Jon Benet Ramsay case that's not really that funny, but gets repeated twice to howls of laughter. Let's move on to the movie itself. I've never seen a movie filmed this poorly in my life. The acting is on the level of a high school play, and the best thing you can say about the camerawork is that you can see what's going on most of the time. Yet the movie looks like it was filmed with an iPhone instead of an actual camera, and night scenes are poorly lit with shadows making it hard to see. The killer turkey (creatively named "Turkie") is obviously just a grimacing turkey hand puppet. After all this, the only thing left to ask is whether the movie delivers on the premise. It does, although that's not saying much. There is a turkey and it does kill people. Whether you enjoy that is up to you, but I didn't find it particularly entertaining. Turkie makes a lot of Thanksgiving-related wisecracks that are supposed to be similar to Chucky or Freddy Krueger (ex. "I'll drink your blood like cranberry sauce!"), but I didn't think were even slightly funny. The movie is also surprisingly tame for a campy horror movie. Most of the kills happen off-screen with just a shot of a murder weapon (knife, ax, tomahawk, etc.) going up and down, a squishy sound, and maybe a spray of blood on a wall. There's even a sex scene where somehow both the man and woman are fully dressed. In other words, there's not much to enjoy. I think the only reason this movie got anywhere is that there aren't many Thanksgiving horror movies out there, and this one sounds so outrageous that curious viewers give it more credit than it deserves.
Robert I. Hedges Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2015
"ThanksKilling" was made by two college juniors for $3,500. I could stop there and let you judge the quality of this film, but I won't. The ultra-low budget film, starring Turkie, as demonic a fowl as can be imagined, opens in 1621 after the first thanksgiving with a fowl-mouthed (sorry) turkey puppet killing a puritan in desperate need of a bodice. (I have no idea how the filmmakers convinced adult film star Wanda Lust to portray "Naked Pilgrim"!) At any rate, the film then snaps your neck in a fast forward to a college campus where we meet our five stereotypes (party boy, nerd, quarterback, etc.) and we learn about a curse that comes around every 505 years, and brings the reincarnation of a killer turkey through the power of dog urine. Crawberg, the site of the turkey violence has been studied by "turkeyologists the world over", hosts the "necromanced turkey" (I am not making this up) who opens his reign of terror by killing a dog with an ax. After impersonating a sheriff (a scene that must be seen to be believed), demonstrating that turkeys can drive during a carjacking, and becoming radioactive in a dazzling array of psychedelic colors (don't ask), it becomes obvious that the only solution is to burn the fowl demon at the stake. (How could it not be? Roast turkey is delicious, demonically possessed or not!) The DVD includes a lot of extras including bloopers, fan-made art, and fan-made music, not to mention a commentary track that's more entertaining than I expected. Rating "ThanksKilling" is difficult: it's clearly a poorly made, poorly acted movie, but anyone who knowingly watches a holiday film about a homicidal turkey probably ranks production values way down their list of priorities. With that in mind, I think the film does what it sets out to do, and that's why I settled on a four star rating. If you want a holiday film about a murderous poultrygeist, "ThanksKilling" is your best option.
Kasey Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2020
Let me start by saying I LOVE crappy scifi movies. They're my favorite genre. However, this one really didn't do it for me. The turkey had some great lines, but the movie relied way too much on stereotypes, tropes, and slurs to be funny. Like, SPOILER: the fat guy dies because he's just soooooo hungry he doesn't realize he's eating the live killer turkey? It was just too much for me, and the gore scenes were overly long and gross. Maybe it was funny when it came out, but it didn't age well.
Daniel Jolley Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2010
Ah, yes, nothing says Thanksgiving like a "fowl"-mouthed demonic turkey spouting one-line zingers as he goes about killing every white person he comes across. If you see only one movie this Thanksgiving holiday, it probably won't be ThanksKilling - but maybe it should be because this little film has everything a cult-worthy bad movie should have: a completely ridiculous story, woefully bad acting, low-budget special effects, some decent portions of gore, the best tag line in years, bad math, a director who embraces the opportunity to stoop to any low he can think of, and - of course - an evil turkey. Not just any turkey, mind you. This Tom can slit your neck, nail your girlfriend, and steal your car in a barnyard second, and he's also a master of disguise. If ThanksKilling had just thrown a cheerleader into the mix, I would have been in bad movie heaven. I know what you're thinking: what could drive a turkey into becoming a serial killer? Well, it all started back in 1621 with the Puritans. On that very first Thanksgiving, the settlers somehow offended one local Indian so deeply that he placed a curse on all white people and "necromanced" a turkey to be the agent of his vengeance. They say he returns every 505 years to wreak further bloody havoc , and wouldn't you know it - according to the one character familiar with the legend, it has been exactly 505 years since 1621 (there's that bad math I was referring to). Clearly, a good time will not be had by our five clueless college students heading home to party down for the week. There's really no point in me explaining the plot of this movie, but I have to recommend one scene in particular - and that's the one where the turkey pretends to be sheriff. That's when you know without a shadow of a doubt that you're watching one of the dumbest movies ever made. It's enough to make this reviewer all giddy with excitement. No cliché, stereotype, or bad joke is safe around the makers of this film. Forget the pumpkin pie this year - a viewing of this hilarious film makes for the perfect Thanksgiving dessert.
Smile Saurus Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2020
The acting - bad The lighting - bad The characters - generic The plot - bad Other than all of that, this movie was 'so bad it was good' in a dark-comedy/crass-humor sort of way. My husband wanted to watch a comedy and picked this; it was so terrible that we laughed nonstop. My favorite line occurs just after the killer turkey has had sex with an (unknowing) human young woman. He said: 'You've been stuffed!' and that was the funniest line in the whole film.
unknownroad Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2020
I've been on a binge of Amazon Prime's horror-movies-with-absurd-premises, and generally enjoyed them for what they are. This one, less so. The characters are deliberate stereotypes that are cringy rather than amusing, the SFX are more "lazy" than "comically bad", and it tries so hard to be goofy that it shoots itself in the foot. 2 stars because it did have a few amusing moments, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Kelso Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2021
It's one of those movies that you have to watch a few times to finally accept it as a cult classic. Yes, it's terrible acting, cinematography, plot, and most everything else, but the turkey makes up for it. Likely not recommended for the types of people who don't think farts are funny.

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