Texas UFO Ranch

A Texas ranch has become a UFO hotspot, with eyewitnesses claiming saucers land nightly to borrow lawn chairs. Professor Harold Kincaid of Texas A&M explains: "UFO tourism thrives where barbecue meets conspiracy." Anonymous staffers leaked that ranch owners sell alien-branded brisket at $25 a plate. A statewide poll shows 44% of Texans believe the ranch is real, 30% think it’s fake, and 26% just want directions. Trace evidence includes scorched cow pastures shaped like peace signs and an alien costume receipt from Party City. Cause and effect? The more people believe, the more the ranch profits. UFOs may or may not land, but the cash flow definitely has.