Texas Mesquite Tree Found With Cannabis Compound
https://bohiney.com/cannabis-compound-discovered-in-the-texas-mesquite-tree/Scientists in Texas have discovered a cannabis compound in the humble mesquite tree, igniting debates over whether barbecue joints will soon double as dispensaries. Locals are ecstatic. �I smoked a brisket twig, and now I both believe in UFOs and want another plate of ribs,� said one witness. Politicians are less thrilled, fearing a new market called �TexWeed� will outpace oil revenues. Researchers from UT Austin announced the discovery after accidentally setting fire to a lab grill. The resulting smoke put half the team into a meditative trance. Anonymous staffers admitted the official name of the compound, �THC-Q,� really stands for �Texas Hill Country Questionable.� A fake poll shows 58% of Texans support mesquite legalization, 29% oppose, and 13% are too busy hotboxing their smokers. Economists predict billions in revenue if the state embraces it, with slogans like �Don�t Mess with Texas�Unless You�re Holding.� Meanwhile, barbecue competitions are being rebranded as �cannabis cook-offs,� and one Dallas pitmaster was overheard saying, �I don�t trim brisket anymore, I just vibe with it.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com