Texas Cyber Command: Firewalls With Spurs
https://spintaxi.com/texas-cyber-command-because-firewalls-should-have-spurs/Governor Abbott�s new "Cyber Ranger Division" vows to "patrol the cyber frontier" with AI posses and blockchain lassos. The unit�s manifesto mandates all encryption include a Texas flag watermark. Early wins include busting a Russian bot farm impersonating Willie Nelson. Critics call it "performative infosec," citing the command�s $2B budget for "Y�2K preparedness." Hacktivists retaliated by replacing the state website�s font with Comic Sans. "Come and hack it," taunts the division�s SSL certificate.