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So before we get to the historical portion of this post, I have to say that I learned about this from a column by a South African newspaper reporter named Bevis Fairbrother called “Butthead’s Beat.” How funny is that? OK, to proceed: did you know that, in ancient Rome, the penalty for criminal rape was having your testicles crushed by a large rock?
The root word “rape” comes from “raptus,” and primarily referred to the abduction of woman. Sexual violation was referred to as “stuprum,” but at some point they were combined into a single crime. This, of course, only applied to citizens – slaves, sex workers and other people without rights could be raped freely.
If you did the deed, though, the punishments could be intense. The rape of a male citizen or a female virgin was punishable by execution, but other sorts got less intense but still awful things done to them. One of the more common sentences was castration using heavy rocks – the rapist would sit cross-legged and a stone would be dropped on their scrotum, crushing it to pulp.
Pretty rough, huh? Roman justice was no joke. While we firmly believe in harsh punishment for rapists, this seems a little extreme. But we won’t let our love of balls interfere with the rule of law.

BEATING TESTICULAR CANCER ONE BALL AT A TIME
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So before we get to the historical portion of this post, I have to say that I learned about this from a column by a South African newspaper reporter named Bevis Fairbrother called “Butthead’s Beat.” How funny is that? OK, to proceed: did you know that, in ancient Rome, the penalty for criminal rape was having your testicles crushed by a large rock?
The root word “rape” comes from “raptus,” and primarily referred to the abduction of woman. Sexual violation was referred to as “stuprum,” but at some point they were combined into a single crime. This, of course, only applied to citizens – slaves, sex workers and other people without rights could be raped freely.
If you did the deed, though, the punishments could be intense. The rape of a male citizen or a female virgin was punishable by execution, but other sorts got less intense but still awful things done to them. One of the more common sentences was castration using heavy rocks – the rapist would sit cross-legged and a stone would be dropped on their scrotum, crushing it to pulp.
Pretty rough, huh? Roman justice was no joke. While we firmly believe in harsh punishment for rapists, this seems a little extreme. But we won’t let our love of balls interfere with the rule of law.

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> Now Why should I do this kind of Trick :-)
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> Henrik Bengtsson was just fucking sick and
> > You feel that after quoting 18kb with just a oneliner in the "end", you > > should try to make up for it and set up webcam and tart hitting your balls > > with your gf's shoes? > >
> Hey Henrik, can you say OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCHHHHH! Fuck. Didn't anybody tell > you to let her suck like your dick was the respirator attached to the last > of the oxygen on the world, but never never never ever ever ever ever ever > let them BUST YOUR BALLS. > > Shit your scary sometimes.
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On Sun, 07 Jan 2001 07:45:59 GMT, "Peckerhead" < Pecker...@netscape.net > wrote:
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On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:09:12 -0800 (PST), bbcr...@gmail.com wrote:

>How can I kick my own balls?

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On Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:09:12 -0800 (PST), bbcr...@gmail.com wrote:

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I've got a question about the toilet seat method. If I do want to sit on my balls will it cause permanent injury? Or will it just be very painful?

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On Friday, June 28, 2019 at 4:19:19 PM UTC-7, jackgam...@gmail.com wrote:
> This thread is 19 years old.

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I want too do that skateboarding ?. .

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>> I've got a question about the toilet seat method. If I do want to
>> sit on my balls will it cause permanent injury? Or will it just be
>> very painful?

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At this point, I feel it would be useful to mention an item of clothing which I've found invaluable in ballbusting. Whether you crush your own `nads or have someone else do it for you....GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF LYCRA CYCLING SHORTS! It is a fact of life that vulnerable to a sharp blow as your balls are....god designed them to move about in the scrotum and escape injury quite well. THERE IS AN ANSWER! Buy yourself some of those skintight Lycra shorts that cyclists wear. If you slip an elastic band over your balls, and then don the shorts...you will find the impossible becomes easy! Your balls are held completely central between your legs. They cannot move or escape, and the shorts are so tight that they hold your penis up out of the way. Basically this means that every hit, whack, sharp blow or whatever goes directly into your balls! It is wonderful! This is useful also if someone else is trying to crush your nuts. My mistress used to often miss my nuts when she kicked me. She'd often get my cock by accident instead. With the Lycra shorts on, my balls are held firmly in the same place for her...and judging by the bulge they make in the shorts, she can see em too! You may have to experiment to position your balls just right between your legs, but believe me....Lycra shorts make ballbusting so much easier! I dare any man to take many hits to his balls from an apple in a sock while they are bound with elastic bands and unable to escape! Try it!
First, let's take a look at a few simple and quick ways to whack your balls.
Believe it or not, a humble apple can cause a significant amount of pain to your testicles. Just ask me! It's been one of my favourite techniques since I began experimenting. All you need is an average sized apple and a sock! Simply drop an average sized, evenly shaped apple into the end of a sock. It then becomes like the classic street fighter weapon of a pool ball in a sock! All you have to do is drop your trousers and expose your sac to the air...then swing the sock as hard as you can, aiming to strike your testes with the apple. If you have fairly average balls and don't regularly torture them too much, then a good solid whack on each should be enough to provide a quite reasonable level of pain. Of course, there are no limits and you can go on whacking them as much as you like! This is a quiet method too, something important for those of us who live in close proximity of others. Some of you may be sitting there thinking "Why not use something heavier than an apple? Like a baseball for instance?" Well, whatever you strike your own testicles with is entirely up to you! I have always found an apple to give a satisfying thump if swung hard enough. I also always have one around, as I am a big fruit eater (brings a whole new meaning to the term "bruised fruit"!!!). Try it!
This method is effective either "nuts out" or when you are clothed. Find a shoe of some kind. Most men will find this method more sexually stimulating when using a woman's shoe...like a high heeled shoe or similar. Myself, I've always found a more satisfying level of pain can be accomplished by using a heavy boot of some kind. A sneaker will do the job quite well. Be warned! Be VERY, VERY careful if you opt to use a shoe with a narrow, sharp heel! You may end up doing more damage to your nuts than you intended! If doing this naked, hold your penis up out of the way with one hand...and hold the shoe firmly with your other hand. Hold it by the toe, so you can bring the heel down sharply into your nuts. Get ready, raise the shoe away from you and then .WHAM! smack the heel of the shoe to your crotch as hard as you can. With a heavy work boot or something, you can really cause a significant level of pain to be felt in the gonads. You can also try resting your balls over the edge of a hard surface (like a table or something), or placing a hard object behind them and hitting them. With a solid object behind, there isn't anywhere for the force of the hit to go and 90% of the impact is felt in the balls. Another very simple, quick to administer way of getting your kicks! Try it!
Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! You will find it works better if you first slip an elastic band around your sac so your nuts are held tightly together in the end of the scrotum. Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles. Of course, some toilet seats are heavier than others so caution is advised. For best results hold your penis out of the way with your spare hand, so your balls get the full force of the impact. Once you have gauged how painful it is to crush both nuts this way, you can progress to doing one at a time....which should provide a decent aching sensation to your glands. If you are into REAL pain, it is also possible to SIT ON YOUR OWN TESTICLES (oooooowwww!!). Slip the elastic band around your sac, above the balls as before. Then (and this bit is tricky) turn away from the toilet, slide your balls between seat and lid...and....sit down. WARNING!! THIS TECHNIQUE CAN PUT VIRTUALLY ALL YOUR WEIGHT DIRECTLY UPON YOUR NUTS! Be very careful if you try this! You may end up going off ballbusting altogether after trying this (I almost did), because you won't have any balls to bust anymore!!! Well, you will....but they'll be pretty flat.......Try it if you dare!
METHOD 4 - The Wardrobe/Cupboard Door
Oh god. Just thinking back to how I tried this technique in my early teens brings tears to my eyes! As with many of the self-busting methods, slip an (or several) elastic bands around your sac, above the balls. This keeps them tight together at the bottom of the scrotum, and makes them especially vulnerable. You will need to find a wardrobe or something similar that you can stand in front of. The idea is to sandwich your jewels directly between the edge of the door and the door frame itself. When they are in position, push yourself against the door to hold them firmly in place. With them held snugly between a rock and a hard place (he he he), bring your knee back behind you (be careful not to let your balls escape at this point). Then knee the door as hard as you dare! Your balls will be crushed nicely! As a young man, this was one of the first ways I ever tried to hurt myself. I wasn't expecting much and kneed the door with moderate force. I must have trapped my nuts in just the right place because it absolutely hurt like hell! The pain was so sharp and intense that I collapsed on the floor, and spent several minutes down there in considerable pain. This method can be hard to get right, but when you do...you will know about it! Try it!
If no ballbusting objects are available, you can always try punching or elbowing yourself in the balls. Grab your balls with one hand and bring them tightly together in a protruding bulge. With the other hand, punch them as hard as you can. This is a good way of getting a quick "fix" if no other tools are available. I have tried bending over and elbowing myself in the balls too. This sort of simulates being kneed in the balls, but without quite so much force. Usually, your elbow will miss...but sometimes it will catch you just right and can be quite painful. Many times, I have bent over and taken a few minutes to recover after my elbow caught me RIGHT between the balls. Try it!
METHOD 6 - Automatic Tennis Ball Firers
Hehehehehehhe! Well, actually...I admit this is more a fantasy of mine and not something many of us will get the chance to try out! If you happen to be lucky enough to try it though, I'm sure it would work very well! I always used to wonder what it would feel like to be on the receiving end of a fast tennis ball to the nuts. This got me thinking. If you happen to own one of those machines that fires tennis balls at high speed, why not stand in front of it one day? Heheheheh! Every shot would go in pretty much the same place, and you could have hours of fun this way! I know they shoot out tennis balls with quite some force too, so if one did hit you in the nuts....id imagine it would hurt rather nicely! Try it!
METHOD 7 - Plastic Pipes And Heavy Balls
For this method you will again require the elastic band around the sac trick. You also need to find a length of plastic pipe, maybe three feet in length and the wider the better. You will also need a heavy ball of some kind or a rock (!!ooowww!!) The idea is to sit on the floor, resting your elasticated nuts upon the ground. Position one end of the tube over your balls, and the other end vertically into the air. Then place the heavy ball/rock into the top of the tube and let go. CRUNCH! It will drop down the tube and land directly upon your sperm/testosterone glands. Nice! It's difficult to know what to recommend as a weight to drop into the tube. I used a length of plastic pipe about 2.5-3 feet long and about 6 inches in diameter. Into this I dropped an almost spherical kiln hardened lump of clay of nearly the same diameter. Doesn't sound like much, but after 2 or 3 hits....my nuts would be beginning to ache quite nicely. Its also important to remember to sit your nuts either on the floor, or have a hard object behind them. If you don't, you won't feel the full effect. Yum yum! Try it!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Now this is always an interesting experience! If you live in the country, you will probably have strolled around the fields at some time and accidentally touched a portion of your anatomy onto an electric fence. You know the ones I mean....they are strung up around fields to stop cattle or other livestock from straying. This is where the fun comes in! Find one in a deserted area (or go out at night so no-one can see what you're doing) and drop your trousers. Then lift your penis up and dangle your balls onto the fence! Zzzzzzaaappp!! They don't generate enough voltage to be dangerous, but believe me...the sensations they provoke within the testicles are very interesting indeed! (I'm not
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