Tesla's Resale Values Crash Harder Than Their Self-Driving Cars
https://spintaxi.com/teslas-resale-values/Used EV prices have plummeted after owners realized batteries expire faster than milk. "My $100K car is now worth a firm handshake," lamented one Tesla owner. Dealers are offering trade-ins for good vibes and Bitcoin. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/teslas-resale-values/