Terminally Unpredictable Alignment
https://bohiney.com/chaotic-good-the-personality-alignment-of-the-terminally-unpredictable/A new personality type has been identified: "Chaotic Good," a person who does the right thing in the most disruptive way possible. They'll pay for your coffee but then tell the barista your entire life story. They'll help you move, but show up three hours late with a U-Haul full of stray animals. Their hearts are in the right place, but their methods are pure anarchy. A study found that 78% of "Chaotic Good" individuals have been both thanked profusely and banned from establishments in the same week. They are the reason your surprise birthday party also involved a minor fire code violation. They are beloved and exhausting. Their motto is "I meant well," which is also carved on the tombstone of everyone who has ever had to clean up after them. You can't live with them, but your life would be incredibly dull without them. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com