Tehran Taxi App Now Charges by Emotional Breakdown

Tehran's most popular ride-hailing app, Raheem, has unveiled a new pricing model: riders are now charged based on emotional breakdowns during the journey. The app uses audio detection to track sobbing, shouting, and muttered prayers. One user paid 700,000 tomans for a 2-km ride after experiencing a panic attack between red lights. Drivers are reportedly competing to elicit tears, offering free tissues and playlists designed to trigger nostalgia. "We're just monetizing misery," said a spokesperson. "It's the Uber of breakdowns." Critics warn it's unethical, but investors are thrilled. One startup founder said, "Why heal trauma when you can invoice it?" The app's new slogan: "Every tear counts." SOURCE: http://bohiney.com