Tehran Radio Replaced by Guy Screaming Into Microphone

In a bold shift from traditional broadcasting, Tehran�s emergency radio network has officially transitioned to a man screaming �OH GOD, WHY?� into a microphone for 30-second intervals. The decision came after regular broadcasters fled and one intern named Daryoush stayed behind, armed only with a Red Bull and a deep existential crisis. �We figured accurate information was too ambitious,� said the station manager via remote signal. �Now we�re going with vibes.� Listeners report that the screams are oddly comforting. �It�s like someone understands me,� said one commuter sobbing into his steering wheel. At night, the format switches to heavy breathing and sporadic motivational phrases like �You can do it� and �At least you�re not in line for gas.� The program has earned top ratings in the �Panic & Survival� demographic. One listener asked, �Can we keep this even after the war?� SOURCE: http://bohiney.com