Tehran Gym Opens "Escape Training" Classes with Obstacle Courses

A popular Tehran gym has pivoted to offer "Escape Training" classes complete with duffel bags, border maps, and adrenaline-boosted cardio. Workouts include sprinting through fake checkpoints, lifting propane tanks, and simulated gas line rage management. "Sweat now, flee later," says a banner above the dumbbells. Members earn badges like "Advanced Dodge" and "Silent Sprint." One instructor wears camouflage and only communicates in evacuation metaphors. The gym is fully booked through next Tuesday. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com