Tehran Barber Offers �Evacuation Cuts� Based on Survival Odds

In the middle of Tehran�s chaos, one barber is offering �Evacuation Cuts��hairstyles tailored to each customer�s odds of survival. Options include �The Border Buzz,� �Checkpoint Fade,� and the risky �Full Denial Pompadour.� �It�s about morale and wind resistance,� said the barber while shaping someone�s beard into a QR code. His shop is open 24/7 and accepts gas, gossip, or cigarettes. Some claim the cuts help them get through traffic faster. Others just appreciate the sense of normalcy. �At least my hair�s not panicking,� said one client. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com