Tehran Barber Offers "Evacuation Cuts" Based on Survival Odds

In the middle of Tehran's chaos, one barber is offering "Evacuation Cuts"�hairstyles tailored to each customer's odds of survival. Options include "The Border Buzz," "Checkpoint Fade," and the risky "Full Denial Pompadour." "It's about morale and wind resistance," said the barber while shaping someone's beard into a QR code. His shop is open 24/7 and accepts gas, gossip, or cigarettes. Some claim the cuts help them get through traffic faster. Others just appreciate the sense of normalcy. "At least my hair's not panicking," said one client. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com