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The storyline and designs in this game are based on the IDW "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" comics.
I thought I'd quickly get bored of TMNT: Mutants in Manhattan, given that so many reviewers panned this game upon release. However, I loved Platinum Games' Transformers: Devastation and figured this game was worth checking out, especially since my used copy was only $15. The combat--while offering nothing new--is solid. It's a fun 3D beat 'em up that captures the spirit of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I'd rather play this game again than replay the vintage side-scrollers or Playstation 2 games that tackled the Turtles license. I know this is heresy for those who nostalgically adore the SNES and Genesis titles, but modern games are more fun for me. I'm not into enemy pattern memorization and throwing away hundreds of hours into a game that isn't a life-changing masterpiece (ie: Mass Effect 2). The combat uses standard light and heavy attack combos. The fun really comes into play when you engage special attacks, that ninjutsu magic, Man! Some strategy is required when timing special attacks to beat the bosses. Speaking of...The boss fights are fantastic, and probably my favorite part of the game. It's essential that the Turtles work together as a team in order to prevail, something Mutants in Manhattan definitely gets right. I've never felt more like I was playing as TMNT. Go teamwork. The voice acting is excellent, and the writing nails the turtles' personalities. Not so great...
There's way too many items, and most are not worth choosing to carry over pizza /health refills. The game lacks variety with only 4 playable characters that all play relatively the same. Devs shoulda allowed us to play as Splinter, Casey Jones, or even baddies. Would love to play as Shredder or that shark dude! The RPG elements were not implemented well. By the time I got some of the cooler special attacks, the game was almost over, and it's not great enough to warrant a second play-through right away. Story is pretty whatever. Wanted to see more Splinter and April. ---
Overall I certainly enjoyed my time with Mutants in Manhattan and I will play the PS4 version as well. That would be wonderful if I could import my PS3 save file but I doubt that'll be possible. Oh well. If you're considering buying TMNT: Mutants in Manhattan, do not wait much longer as prices for physical copies have gone up considerably in just the last year, as the option to grab the digital dowload was revoked. Negotiating licensing for popular IPs must be a b*tch. Remember those awesome Marvel Ultimate Alliance games? Yeah good luck seeing remasters on the PS5 now that Disney owns everything I once loved. And now you can't download Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan. Buy it now!
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When the Shredder and Krang team up to launch a takeover of Earth, the Turtles must rally to stop their invasion. When the Shredder and Krang team up to launch a takeover of Earth, the Turtles must rally to stop their invasion. When the Shredder and Krang team up to launch a takeover of Earth, the Turtles must rally to stop their invasion.
Shredder : Patience is the greatest virtue of a conqueror. For years we've been hiding in the shadows, observing the city, biding our time. When dawn breaks tomorrow, the city will awaken to new rulers. Tonight, the Foot Clan emerges. Tonight, war begins!
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Friends, we live in a dark, uncertain world. War, famine, prejudice, disease—sometimes the swirling tide of confusion is so strong that we fear we may be washed away entirely. And that's why Jezebel is passionately committed to chipping away at life's toughest and most overwhelming questions. Why are we here? Who, in our society, should be the arbiter of right and wrong? Why is space so big? And, of course, which sarcastic anthropomorphic turtle-child do you most want to have intercourse with!?
That's right. It's Fuck/Marry/Kill: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles edition. LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!
The case for fuck : Leonardo is obviously the hottest, uh, turtle thingy. He's the leader, which means he's confident, powerful, and cool under pressure, even when battling an evil pink space-brain that rides around in the body cavity of a large bald goon. (Come on, ladies, don't TELL me that's not on your list of turn-ons.) He's also the oldest of the four, so, silver fox-turtle, I guess? Leonardo would probably be a thoughtful and libidinous lover, but would never overstay his welcome or get clingy. Turtle business, you know.
The case for marry : Oh, total wedding-bells material. 'Nardo's got ambition, drive, job security, and the kind of long-term stability that's sure to keep steaming hot pizza on your family's dinner table every fucking goddamn fucking night until you fucking die. Pizza, pizza, pizza. You love it. Eat it .
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The case for kill : Come on. Dude's kind of a snooze. Really? Your weapon is some swords? Were they out of library books and sleeping pills?
The verdict : Marry. Your grandma would approve. (Once she stopped screaming like a fucking maniac because of the TALKING TURTLE-MONSTER YOU BROUGHT TO THANKSGIVING, I mean.)
The case for fuck : The thing that you have to understand about Donatello is that he does machines. So, yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's also the least brutish of the turtles—a gentle, cerebral, intellectual partner who always makes pleasuring you with his weird, three-pronged turtle-hand his top priority. The other turtles want to fuck. Donatello wants to make love . Also you should see the stuff he can do with a bo staff (mainly just stick it in there, tbh).
The case for marry : Once fighting Foot-crime stops being a viable career, he could get a job at Boeing or something. Then at least you guys would have a nice pension to fall back on, and maybe you could upgrade to a 2-bedroom fetid sewer for your twilight years. Donatello seems open-minded enough that you might be able to convince him to eat foods other than pizza a couple times a month. Plus, he'd be super handy around the house, in case you needed to fix the boiler or fight off a marauding bipedal sunglasses-pig. And if you suddenly found yourself marooned inside the 1989 TMNT NES game , Donatello is obviously the best , because BO STAFF, so don't argue with me.
The case for kill : Blah blah blah blah blah blah gadgets blah blah turtle science blah blah blah blah blah blah interface microchip fart.
The case for fuck : Raphael is cool, but you should keep in mind that he is also rude. That combo's a classic panty reptilian-cloaca-flap-dropper. He's got the bad-boy allure of a Jordan Catalano and the sarcasm of a Seth Cohen. HOT. (EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE'S LITERALLY A GIANT TURTLE.)
The case for marry : He's in touch with his emotions, unafraid to be vulnerable, and always looking to squeeze as much adventure out of life as he can. Raphael is fun and spontaneous, so at any moment he might surprise you with a trip to [the sewers of] Spain or an irritating temper tantrum about pizza. Despite his rebellious streak, he's fiercely loyal, so you can rest assured that after he impregnates you with his foul seed and you plop out a clutch of slimy turtle eggs, he'll be an attentive and loving father.
The case for kill : Ugh, Raphael is a total aggro butthead.
The verdict : Fuck. Were you not listening? It's Jordan Catalano meets Seth Cohen . (Meets a giant turtle. Yeah. I remember. Thanks for pooping all over my special moment.)
The case for fuck : Michelangelo is a party dude—he's basically Spicoli with a shell. Not incredibly sexy, but you know what? I bet he'd be one of those dudes who's just super genuinely stoked about every part of you all the time. Like, "Whooooaahhh, dude, your butt is AWESOME!!!"
The case for marry : Michelangelo's a laid-back, upbeat kinda guy—not a sourpuss like Raphael or a goody-two-shoes like Leonardo. He's funny, he knows how to relax, and he has a refreshingly unstudied openness about him. I'm thinking, like, Andy from Parks & Rec . Or an idiot baby turtle that accidentally learned to talk using magic.
The case for kill : ANNOYING AS FUCK.
The verdict : Kill. Annoying as fuck.
The case for fuck : Oh, what's the strongest case for picking April O'Neil over any of the other characters regardless of their personality traits, quirks, and ambitions? How about because sexual contact with her is NEITHER BESTIALITY NOR STATUTORY RAPE.
The case for marry : TWO HUMANS. TWO ADULT HUMAN BEINGS. Also she doesn't live in the sewer. (And the jumpsuit is rad.)
The case for kill : I'm not killing April O'Neil and you can't make me. She's a badass feminist icon, plus she's my only chance to get out of this debacle not married to some hideous progeny of man, beast, and ooze.
The verdict : Marry. Duh. Everyone else is a turtle. (Except this next guy!)
The case for fuck : Splinter knows the secret of your ooze.
The case for marry : Unlimited cheese.
The case for kill : IT'S AN ENORMOUS ELDERLY MAN-RAT.
The verdict : Kill. Kill. Kill! KILL IT! KILL!!!!!!!
Fuck: Donatello, Raphael Marry: Leonardo, April O'Neil Kill: Michelangelo, Splinter
By Cameron Sherrill Published: Jun 17, 2022
Limited Run Games Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge - Nintendo Switch
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For years now, I’ve been bummed by the thought that we may never see a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles beat 'em up in pixelated 2-D art again. I mean, Turtles in Time is the best of any beat 'em up there. That's not up for negotiation.
So when Dotemu—a studio known as a retro-rebirth sweetheart to begin with—announced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge back in March 2021, it immediately shot up my list of most anticipated games. Dotemu is no stranger to the Esquire Gamer Zone , since its incredible developers are doing more work for us retro lovers than nearly any other studio. For those unfamiliar with Dotemu, it remade retro titles like Windjammers and Another World , while also following up classic series such as Streets of Rage 4 , Metal Slug Tactics , and Windjammers 2 . There are few gaming companies I put my blind trust in, but Dotemu is one of them. And I'm very specific about my fighting games . Especially when it comes to my turtles.
Needless to say, Dotemu put the Shell and Shred back in—drumroll, please—what has now become my all-time favorite slugfest. Shredder's Revenge adds a plethora of new moves and functions to make the TMNT entry easy to pick up, but extremely rewarding to master. With a massive cast of characters, online functionality, thrilling missions, and chaotic, six-player co-op, you'll find more than enough to do in the Turtles' Manhattan. For those of you keeping track at home, Shredder's Revenge sports seven playable characters, including the titular turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello. They're all voiced by the original actors from the 1987 TV series, which is a touch that shouldn't be taken lightly. In addition to the shelled-out heroes, you can also play as April Oniel, Splinter, and Casey Jones. Of course, that's not mentioning all the baddies you'll encounter and smash throughout the story.
The game has a pixel art style, but every single detail so painstakingly crafted that the final result is nothing short of beautiful. Coupled with the in-depth, incredibly responsive controls, Shredder's Revenge makes for a perfectly refined Turtles in Time experience. Add to all of that, a vast variety of character combos that make each playable hero feel remarkably different from one other, beautifully interactive landscapes, and one of the bopping-est soundtracks I've ever heard, and you've got the perfect turtle adventure . And yet again, maybe the perfect beat 'em up, period.
I don't care who you are, Shredder's Revenge is for everyone. It's a must-pick-up for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle enthusiasts, gamers, humans, teenagers, mutants, ninjas, and of course, turtles.
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