Teenage Daughter And Dating
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Teenage Daughter And Dating
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Teenagers and Dating
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8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter : And other tips from...
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8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter: And other tips from a beleaguered father [not that any of them work]
Paperback – March 4, 2002
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W. Bruce Cameron makes his home in Santa Monica, CA.
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Workman Publishing Company (March 4, 2002)
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English
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321 pages
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0761126333
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978-0761126331
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10.1 ounces
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5 x 0.73 x 7 inches
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W. Bruce Cameron depicts teenage girls to a T in this easy-to-read masterful description of modern adolescent life. He has somehow managed to crawl into the confused, everything-is-a-crisis minds of teenage girls to help frustrated fathers better understand where they stand in the lives of their estrogen-driven daughters. As a father of three teenage girls myself, I commiserated with his hilarious descriptions of radical mood swings, theatrical expressions, rolling eyes, exaggerated sighs and "that's not my job" attitudes. The conversations he chronicles with his kids will keep you in stitches. Written for specifically for fathers, I wound up reading many of the passages aloud to my wife and my righteously indignant daughters. My wife and I laughed so hard tears came to our eyes as we saw our own girls aptly described in this hard to put down book. Eight Simple Rules was so funny, I purchased copies for other DODOs (dads of daughters only) that I know. This book is a must read for any man who already shares bathroom space with a teenage girl -- or for some poor soul who may someday try to raise one.
Recently started watching the television series again on the abc app. Forgot how funny John Ritter was on this series. Noticed that the series was based on this book, decided to order a copy. The book is just as funny, if not funnier, as the series. A must have for any father with pre-teen and teenage daughters.
My daughter loved the humor in this book and has shared it with several friends. They all enjoyed it.
I enjoyed reading it but it was just good, not great. Mostly funny and I did like his writing style. Our daughter read it cover to cover quickly and seemed to like it, but refuses to admit it. My wife is reading it now and she also likes it. It was written at the start of the cell phone era so the material relating to phone lines in the house and cell phones is very dated.
Gave as a gift to our son with a teenage daughter. Thanks Bruce for the ability to see humor through the painful times.
W. Bruce Cameron's books are my favorites. This is a somewhat old one that certainly exhibits his wonderful sense of humor. Most of his other works revolve around dogs in one way or another, and are tops on my list.
I bought it as a christmas gift for my dad. I couldn't help but read it first, to make sure it was appropriate of course. I laughed and loved it, my only problem was one page was entirely ripped out. It is just stuck in there, with a perfect tear. Besides that, the book is great and i recommend it to everyone!
The seller sent this book quickly and it was in excellent condition. It even had the author's autograph (as advertised). I bought it to give to my son who is the father of a 15 year old daughter. Perhaps it will help him laugh at what his daughter tries to "pull".
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It seems to happen overnight. One minute your daughter is wearing bunny slippers and demanding bedtime stories. The next minute, she's wearing a midriff-baring tee shirt and demanding the car keys. In 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter , humorist W. Bruce Cameron takes us blow by blow, shriek by shriek through the process of raising teenagers, an experience he says is similar to "blunt force trauma." It's a survival guide written by a man who has lived among teenagers and has the credit card bills to prove it.
Studies show that the world population of teenagers is on the rise, and I'm convinced that every single one of them comes over to my house after school to eat my food. (My wife ignores my instructions and actually spends money trying to satisfy these adolescent appetites, which is a bit like trying to warm a winter day by turning up the heat and opening your windows.)
Anyway, the world is positively teeming with teenagers, and as long as people continue to think about starting a family, the trend is likely to continue. This is not my fault. I am only willing to accept the blame for the ones that my wife caused and have taken educational measures with her to make sure it doesn't happen again. But if I am, indeed, surviving the experience, perhaps I can share with you some of the knowledge I have so painfully gained over what has been more than half a decade of tears, hormones, and stress fractures. If you've had a baby, or are engaged in breeding, I will tell you what you have to look forward to. If it's been about a dozen birthdays since you brought home that darling little bundle of girl baby, I am willing to explain the skills and tactics you will need to make it through the next eight years with a minimum of trauma.
Having a child mutate into a teenager is a bit like being an airline passenger who must suddenly takeover for a stricken pilot and land the plane. And in this case, the passengers are all yelling, "I hate you! I hate you!" and slamming the door to the cockpit.
With a book like this-an "owner's manual," if you will-you may learn enough to make it to the airport safely. Otherwise, you might as well go back and finish watching the movie with everybody else.
First things first: Let's diagnose the situation. Just because your blood pressure is so high you swear other people can hear it doesn't mean you're suffering from teenager-your daughter might be a "preteen," which is sort of like having a tornado before a hurricane hits. Here's a checklist that you can use to confirm your worst fears.
Warning Signs That You May Be Living with a Teenager
- Your phone is always busy, so you put in a second line and it's always busy.
- Your gas tank is always empty and your laundry basket is always full.
- While you've generally been in favor of them up until now, suddenly "Miracle Bras" seem like a really bad idea.
- You realize it's been more than a year since you haven't had to pay a late fee when you rent a video.
- Your car insurance suddenly costs more than your car.
If you are experiencing some of the above warning signs, do not panic. Follow the advice contained in this book and remain focused on your goal, which is to get the teenagers moved out of the house before they breed and the whole cycle begins again. (Some sociologists decry the loss of the "generational home," where grandparents, parents, children, and grandchildren all live under the same roof. I've never heard such nonsense in my life.)
Remember, you can get through this. Your parents did, which is why they always start laughing when you call to explain to them how impossible it is to live with teenage daughters. (If, as they are choking through their hilarity at your expense, they claim that your child's behavior sounds "just like you at that age," hang up immediately. Not only is this completely ridiculous, but if you allow your parents to express this thesis, they will become obsessed with the idea, and that's all you'll hear for the next decade.)
When children are young, dads regard themselves as giant shock absorbers, there to protect the family from the ruts and bumps on the road of life. But gradually, the role of the father evolves. You begin to see yourself as more like a coach, running your children through practice drills so they'll be better prepared when they have to go out and play the real game. Life's a contact sport, dads will argue, so a few non-fatal bruises along the way merely toughens the body and steels the soul. If a daughter fails to save enough money to purchase a homecoming dress, why, then, she doesn't get a homecoming dress! (Naturally, no one else in the family agrees with this.)
There are a few exceptions to this now-is-the-time-to-experience-some-of-life's-pitfalls philosophy: some calamities, such as teenage boys, are viewed as still too dangerous for your daughters in all but the most controlled of situations. And these are the very experiences your daughters will most crave, thrusting the father/daughter relationship into a series of battles that can be summed up as the father saying, "I can't help you out of every unfortunate situation you get yourself in to. You need to do things on your own now, except for when I don't want you to."
On the other side of the battle zone, your daughter is saying, "I don't need your advice. I don't want your rules. I am an adult. I am completely independent. I need money for lunch."
Having a teenage daughter puts you in what is commonly referred to as a "punting situation." However, there is no receiving team on the field, so you're going to have to carry the ball yourself. It's not going to be easy - in fact, I'm pretty sure it's impossible. But no one else is going to do it: you've got to, you're the father.
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