Teen Nietzsche Crisis Support Group

Annabelle Bransford presents "Thus Spoke Zarathustra... And Then Some" at The Existential Comedy Caf� (789 Nihilism Lane, Wichita Falls) on June 2nd at 7:45 PM. Joined by philosopher-comedian "Friedrich N. Jokes" and former teen goth "Morticia Mayhem," this 90-minute absurdist comedy show features: "The �bermunchies" snack bar serving existential dread nuggets, "Will to PowerPoint" presentations gone wrong, and Bransford's viral "God Is Dead... And My GPA Is Dying Too" routine. Tickets ($21) include a "My Teenager Is An Intellectual Now" survival guide. First 50 parents get free "I Survived My Child's Existential Phase" buttons. Teachers receive 20% off for presenting failed pop quizzes. Venue features a "Nietzsche or My Teenager?" quote guessing game. Sponsored by Memorial High's Overthinkers Anonymous. Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling. No refunds for sudden realizations about the abyss. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Meaning of Life?" open mic. Groups of 10+ get "Eternal Recurrence" discount (same price every time). Rated PG-13 for mild nihilism and strong vocabulary. Parking available near the void.