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The girl in these iMessage screenshots was so excited for her upcoming interview, at — I don’t know, the sweatshirt store? I mean her hair may be on fleek but I hope she’s going to wear something nicer than that. Anyway she was so excited about her upcoming job opportunity that she sent her entire family a selfie for good luck, but regrettably neglected to clean up a couple of errant dildos sitting on the back of the toilet.
Instead of just shutting her eyes as tightly as possible and wishing so hard that her blooper would pass undetected, she instead frantically alerted her brother, pleading for him to create a diversion to distract from the dildos. In all honesty, no one would have noticed in the first place if she didn’t point it out herself, so I think she more than earned herself a place in the blurred-face imgur hall of fame. Learn from this girl’s mistakes, people.
The World’s Richest Man Jeff Bezos Flew To Space In A Rocket-Propelled Dildo & Came Back Alive
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Late on Tuesday night, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos – the world’s richest man with a net worth off AU $280 billion – fucked off into space for a hot sec in his own rocket company’s very first manned spaceflight.
Yes, the rocket looked like a giant dildo. And yes, all the livestreams were filled with people hoping for the rocket to explode with Bezos inside it.
But even when an evil billionaire goes on a joyride in his own rocket, there’s still something undeniably compelling about watching human spaceflight. Try watching the footage without smiling, we dare you.
The trip included three crewmates, including Bezos’ little brother Mark Bezos .
The brothers were joined by 82-year-old aviation pioneer Wally Funk , who was barred from NASA’s spaceflight program in the 1960s for being a woman but who has now become the oldest person to enter space, as well a 18-year-old Dutch student Oliver Daemen , the son of a fabulously wealthy hedge fund CEO.
The whole mission only lasted 11 minutes, and their time in space was a fraction of that, but the crew’s cheers and squeals were admittedly contagious.
“I love it, I love it,” said 82-year-old Funk while staring at the Earth through the crew capsule’s huge windows.
At one point Big Bezos (Jeff) threw a skittle across the capsule at 18-year-old Daemen, who caught it in his mouth.
“Who wants a Skittle?”: New footage from inside the capsule shows how Jeff Bezos, Mark Bezos, Wally Funk and Oliver Daemen spent their time in space https://t.co/5C820HM4EM pic.twitter.com/excCMRm1Zg
The whole thing was automated, too, so nobody onboard was actually controlling the rocket.
Once the crew capsule reached space, the booster rocket fell back down to Earth and landed safely on its own launch pad. The capsule followed in a parachute later on.
More flights are planned for this year, with tickets reportedly costing hundreds of thousands of dollars.
“We’re going to build a road to space so our kids, and their kids, can build the future,” Bezos said after landing.
“This is not about escaping Earth … this is the only good planet in the solar system and we have to take care of it.”
He also had the audacity to thank his poorly-treated workers because, in his own words, “you guys paid for all this.” Yikes.
Of course, when the world’s richest man flies into space in a massive rocket-propelled dildo, there’s bound to be memes.
I am begging our dystopia to develop more subtle metaphors. pic.twitter.com/edFtTOqSFx
However, some of the responses were a bit more serious.
Jeff Bezos could’ve given every one of the million Amazon warehouse employees $100K today & he would still be among the 10 wealthiest people in the world. $100K is >3x their average yearly salary. Instead he gave $100M each to ppl who are already rich as a PR stunt.
Yes, Amazon workers did pay for this – with lower wages, union busting, a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having health insurance during a pandemic. And Amazon customers are paying for it with Amazon abusing their market power to hurt small business. https://t.co/7qMgpe8u0M
It would be nice if Jeff Bezos used his hundreds of billions of dollars to, I dunno, solve world hunger or get us out of this pandemic.
It would be great if he paid his fair share of taxes , or if his Amazon warehouse workers didn’t have to piss in bottles .
But putting his heinous track record aside for a moment, there is something pretty special about watching humans whizz up into space in a rocket. And now there’s more to come.
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