Teen Fart
🛑 ALL INFORMATION CLICK HERE 👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻
Teen Fart
Some kids think girls don't have what it takes to fart. This lady proves them dead wrong by releasing something deadly.
By
Heather Dockray on March 1, 2016
The NFL season and countless fantasy league seasons start now.
"Our world has never been all white, fantasy has never been all white, Middle-earth is not all white."
You'll get access to ESPN+ and Disney+, too.
Is 'Wordle' #448 stumping you? Here are some tips and tricks to help you find the answer.
Britain's new monarch could have become King Philip, Arthur, or George. Here's why he stood by Charles, the least worst option.
Is 'Wordle' #447 stumping you? Here are some tips and tricks to help you find the answer.
The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox.
By signing up to the Mashable newsletter you agree to receive electronic communications
from Mashable that may sometimes include advertisements or sponsored content.
Thanks for signing up. See you at your inbox!
©2022 Mashable, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Mashable, MashBash and Mashable House are among the federally registered trademarks of Ziff Davis, LLC and may not be used by third parties without explicit permission.
Gender discrimination comes in all forms -- including flatulence.
In this video, a young girl does her best to prove that she can fart just like the rest of them. Her little brother appears skeptical at first, before he's quickly won over.
It's just not that she can fart as well as the boys. She breaks boundaries, barriers, and wind.
Five Drinking Terms Everyone at the Bar Should Know
Avoid Vacation Rentals With These Red-Flag Words in the Listing
JACHS NY Labor Day Week Sale! Up to 90% Off
Five Drinking Terms Everyone at the Bar Should Know
Avoid Vacation Rentals With These Red-Flag Words in the Listing
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and author of the New York Times bestselling book, My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag ... And Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha. Her flagship column, “Ask a Clean Person,” debuted in 2011. Here on Offspring, we’ve launched a new iteration of it, focusing on parenting and all the messes it brings.
My teen’s room always smells. Can this be helped? It’s like a general boy smell, like a musty fart cave.
I think we’ve all been together long enough that you’ll know this without me having to say so, but just in case: In total seriousness, I adore the evocative nature of how this question was posed! Musty fart cave is hilarious, and I bet every single person reading this knows the exact smell of which you speak.
The musty fart cave smell can definitely be helped, and I’ve got some specific products to recommend. But it’s also worth mentioning that it may help to put a fan in the room, along with a dehumidifier and/or a desiccant like DampRid to help combat mustiness.
Extra extra sales The entire Jachs NY site is on sale—but you can cash in on an extra 25% off pants and shorts. That means shorts are $19 and pants are $29.
When it comes to keeping that teenaged smell at bay, canister-style odor eliminators are going to be your best bet, mostly because they’ll do the work for you. The idea is to get one or two of these products, depending on the size of the room, set them in an unobtrusive spot and let them do their thing.
There are lots and lots of these products available—home improvement and hardware stores will offer a bunch of options—and if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments! These are some of the ones I generally recommend:
The Bad Air Sponge : This is technically unscented, though it does have a smell of its own. But it really, really works and the packaging seems just right for use in a teenager’s room, ya know?
OdoBan Solid Odor Absorber : This product comes in three sizes, and a variety of scents. There’s no unscented option, but I have the 1-ounce Morning Dew scented one by my desk and the smell is not-at-all obtrusive.
Gonzo Odor Eliminator : This is an unscented volcanic mineral-based odor absorber that can be easily tucked under a bed or chair, out of sight.
You can also DIY it by setting out bowls of coffee grounds or white vinegar, both of which act as odor-absorbers.
Skip the Febreze, which is a little on the perfume-y side, and instead opt for one of these spray-style odor eliminators for fast relief from a fart-smelling room.
Ozium : Okay look, don’t tell your kid this but … Ozium is the stuff pot-smokers use to mask the smell of their weed. I mention that to illustrate that this stuff really works . Ozium also offers canister-style products.
Zep Musty Odor Eliminator : The Zep products are quite good, and if you don’t care for the Crisp Mountain Air scent that the musty formula comes in, just grab one of the other odor eliminating products Zep makes.
Lysol : Good old Lysol! I feel like sometimes people forget about Lysol, and Lysol is really great stuff that’s worth remembering.
Textiles will retain odors, so in addition to getting some odor eliminating products, it’s also not a bad idea to launder some items that may be holding onto that teenaged funk. You don’t need to do all of this, but these are some things to think about deep cleaning:
*First Published: Feb 29, 2016, 7:11 pm CST
More stories to check out before you go
Art via wackystuff/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)
Posted on Feb 29, 2016 Updated on May 27, 2021, 3:54 am CDT
In 2014, Verizon aired a little commercial that highlighted the subtle ways in which we discourage young women from pursuing their love of science. Two years later, the company must be proud to see this teenage girl unapologetically teaching her younger cousin the effect the expulsion of methane gas can have on a test subject’s psyche.
Result: Subject’s mind totally blown.
While most teenage girls would be mortified to admit they’ve ever farted in their life, this girl not only posted her amazing gas-passing session to YouTube —she’s never been happier. She gleefully waves the vapors towards her brother and instructs him to “smell it.”
While the original video is no longer available, it lives on in this Tosh.0 segment, which includes a bonus chat with both the girl and her cousin.
For his part, lil cuz seems like he can’t even believe what’s happening. “Was that real?!” he asks. “How is that even possible?”
It’s the miracle of science, kid. Stay in school.
Editor’s note: This story has been updated for clarity and in light of the Tosh.0 segment.
Photo via wackystuff /Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
‘Guess he’s the king now’: Did the Cure’s Robert Smith predict the Queen’s death?
Newsletter: This ‘Loab’ meme is haunting the internet
The Queen died—and Twitter went wild
‘The Rings of Power’ episode 3: Is it just me, or are the harfoots kind of horrible?
*First Published: Feb 29, 2016, 7:11 pm CST
More stories to check out before you go
Art via wackystuff/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)
Posted on Feb 29, 2016 Updated on May 27, 2021, 3:54 am CDT
In 2014, Verizon aired a little commercial that highlighted the subtle ways in which we discourage young women from pursuing their love of science. Two years later, the company must be proud to see this teenage girl unapologetically teaching her younger cousin the effect the expulsion of methane gas can have on a test subject’s psyche.
Result: Subject’s mind totally blown.
While most teenage girls would be mortified to admit they’ve ever farted in their life, this girl not only posted her amazing gas-passing session to YouTube —she’s never been happier. She gleefully waves the vapors towards her brother and instructs him to “smell it.”
While the original video is no longer available, it lives on in this Tosh.0 segment, which includes a bonus chat with both the girl and her cousin.
For his part, lil cuz seems like he can’t even believe what’s happening. “Was that real?!” he asks. “How is that even possible?”
It’s the miracle of science, kid. Stay in school.
Editor’s note: This story has been updated for clarity and in light of the Tosh.0 segment.
Photo via wackystuff /Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
‘Guess he’s the king now’: Did the Cure’s Robert Smith predict the Queen’s death?
Newsletter: This ‘Loab’ meme is haunting the internet
The Queen died—and Twitter went wild
‘The Rings of Power’ episode 3: Is it just me, or are the harfoots kind of horrible?
Young Tiny Fuck
Sniff Worship
Arabic Pov Porn