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Cindy Gallop shares how hardcore pornography has distorted the way a generation of young men thinks about sex -- and how she's fighting back with Make Love Not Porn, her effort to correct the myths being propagated. (This talk contains mature content)

What can you do if you're the victim of revenge porn or cyberbullying? Shockingly little, says journalist and activist Darieth Chisolm, who found herself living the nightmare scenario of having explicit photos taken without her knowledge or consent posted online. She describes how she's working to help victims and outlines the current state of l...

"The free, online, mainstream pornography that teenagers are most likely to see is a completely terrible form of sex education," says public health researcher Emily F. Rothman. She shares how her mission to end dating and sexual violence led her to create a pornography literacy program that helps teens learn about consent and respect -- and invi...

Stella Young is a comedian and journalist who happens to go about her day in a wheelchair — a fact that doesn't, she'd like to make clear, automatically turn her into a noble inspiration to all humanity. In this very funny talk, Young breaks down society's habit of turning disabled people into "inspiration porn."

A casual reverse-image search unleashed a nightmarish reality on Noelle Martin when she discovered her face edited into pornographic materials across the internet. Join Martin as she recounts years battling shadowy online figures to reclaim her identity, narrative and peace of mind -- and learn how she helped change Australian law. (This talk co...

Animal behavior isn't complicated, but it is complex. Nicolas Perony studies how individual animals -- be they Scottish Terriers, bats or meerkats -- follow simple rules that, collectively, create larger patterns of behavior. And how this complexity born of simplicity can help them adapt to new circumstances, as they arise.

"Why would anyone be watching me? I'm nobody." If this is your contribution to conversations about mass surveillance, tech journalist Marta Peirano would like a word with you. Wielding cautionary tales about contemporary data collection that make the Stasi seem quaint, Peirano explains how the data that our phones and algorithms automatically co...

Corn currently accounts for more than one tenth of our global crop production. And over 99% of cultivated corn is the exact same type: Yellow Dent #2. This means that humans grow more Yellow Dent #2 than any other plant on the planet. So how did this single variety of this single plant become the biggest success story in agricultural history? Ch...

What if building intelligent systems and innovations was as easy as drawing connections on a computer screen? Joachim Horn has made this possible. SAM Labs' K-12 STEM, STEAM and learn to code courses put the brainpower and experience of engineers in the hands of anyone. SAM Labs enables students with imagination to go from idea to prototype almo...

Joachim Horn wants engineering to feel more like cooking -- so he developed simple "ingredients" that can be easily mixed to make smart technology. By reinfusing technological engineering with joy and ease, anyone can be an inventor. SAM Labs powers K-12 educators with no frills, pedagogically sound solutions created by educators and researchers...

Christopher McDougall explores the mysteries of the human desire to run. How did running help early humans survive -- and what urges from our ancient ancestors spur us on today? McDougall tells the story of the marathoner with a heart of gold, the unlikely ultra-runner, and the hidden tribe in Mexico that runs to live.

Pop quiz: When does learning begin? Answer: Before we are born. Science writer Annie Murphy Paul talks through new research that shows how much we learn in the womb -- from the lilt of our native language to our soon-to-be-favorite foods.

Si alguna vez se emocionaron escuchando música, ahora van a entender por qué. En su charla en TED en Español, Paolo Bortolameolli comparte el secreto del idioma universal de la música. Este es un secreto que se puede aplicar también a la vida misma.

Hernán Casciari hace el duelo por la muerte de su padre en vivo en esta charla.

Have you ever considered crickets, houseflies or grasshoppers for a dinner menu? In this fun and easily digestible talk, science educator Renata di Tullio makes a case for bugs as nutritious and sustainable food sources.

Estamos pescando más rápido que la capacidad de los peces de repoblar los mares, convirtiendo a nuestros océanos en zonas muertas. Pero el ecologista marino Enric Sala tiene un plan radical para salvar a los océanos y al mismo tiempo potenciar la industria pesquera. Él propone crear una reserva marina gigante que cubriría dos tercios de la super...

Your lifelong health may have been decided the day you were born, says microbiome researcher Henna-Maria Uusitupa. In this fascinating talk, she shows how the gut microbes you acquire during birth and as an infant impact your health into adulthood -- and discusses new microbiome research that could help tackle problems like obesity and diabetes.

La aceptación de nuestra apariencia es un paso fundamental para gestionar la impresión que causamos en los demás.
Pierre Bordeau ya definió las tres formas principales de capital: económico, social y cultural. Pero, ¿y si además existiese un capital erótico?
En esta divertida charla Andrea Vilallonga nos desvela las claves para mejorar nuestra ...

(NOTE: Statements in this talk have been challenged by scientists working in this field. Please read "Criticisms & Updates" below for more details.) Psychologist Philip Zimbardo asks, "Why are boys struggling?" He shares some stats (lower graduation rates, greater worries about intimacy and relationships) and suggests a few reasons -- and ch...

Sex therapist Ian Kerner hears about a common problem from his patients: "failure to launch," or the inability to build and maintain sexual momentum. What's the solution? Whether you're looking to reignite the spark in your relationship or reconnect with your own desire, Kerner shares advice on how to cultivate your erotic imagination and get ba...

Enough with online hate speech, sexual harassment and threats of violence against women and marginalized groups. It's time to take the global crisis of online abuse seriously. In this searching, powerful talk, Ashley Judd recounts her ongoing experience of being terrorized on social media for her unwavering activism and calls on citizens of the ...

Consent can be a tricky topic to talk about in sex education curriculums, but it doesn't have to be. In this hilarious and relatable talk, sex educator and TED Fellow Kaz offers a fresh look at teaching young people about the core principles of consent -- and shows how demystifying this topic leads to healthier and more satisfying relationships ...

Beware: Rives has a contagious obsession with 4 a.m. At TED2007, the poet shared what was then a minor fixation with a time that kept popping up everywhere. After the talk, emails starting pouring in with an avalanche of hilarious references—from the cover of "Crochet Today!" magazine to the opening scene of "The Metamorphosis." A lyrical peek i...

How do you pick up a malicious online virus, the kind of malware that snoops on your data and taps your bank account? Often, it's through simple things you do each day without thinking twice. James Lyne reminds us that it's not only the NSA that's watching us, but ever-more-sophisticated cybercriminals, who exploit both weak code and trusting hu...

The use of deepfake technology to manipulate video and audio for malicious purposes -- whether it's to stoke violence or defame politicians and journalists -- is becoming a real threat. As these tools become more accessible and their products more realistic, how will they shape what we believe about the world? In a portentous talk, law professor...

We're so used to narratives out of Africa being about war, poverty and devastation, says TED Fellow Wanuri Kahiu. Where's the fun? Introducing "AfroBubbleGum" -- African art that's vibrant, lighthearted and without a political agenda. Rethink the value of all that is unserious as Kahiu explains why we need art that captures the full range of hum...

As parents, it's our job to teach our kids about sex. But beyond "the talk," which covers biology and reproduction, there's so much more we can say about the human experience of being in our bodies. Introducing "The Talk 2.0," Sue Jaye Johnson shows us how we can teach our children to tune in to their sensations and provide them with the languag...

Despite her best efforts, comedian Julia Sweeney is forced to tell a little white lie when her 8-year-old begins learning about frog reproduction -- and starts to ask some very smart questions.

Physics and marketing don't seem to have much in common, but Dan Cobley is passionate about both. He brings these unlikely bedfellows together using Newton's second law, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, the scientific method and the second law of thermodynamics to explain the fundamental theories of branding.

With candor and cunning, sex historian Kate Lister chronicles the curious journey of an ancient, honest word with innocent origins and a now-scandalous connotation in this uproarious love letter to etymology, queens, cows and all things "cunt." (This talk contains mature language.)

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Mila Kunis did not come back to play Lori because she was pregnant. In an early draft of the script, someone mentioned that Lori died between the two movies. That idea was considered too depressing, so it was changed to John and Lori getting divorced.
At the end of the first film Ted was promoted to Store Manager. In this film he is still working as a cashier.
Liam Neeson returns to the grocery store battered and bruised and returns his ruined box of Trix.
For the DVD, an unrated edition was released and it has ten extra minutes of footage including the Thunder Buddies song.
Edited into Ted 2: Deleted Scenes (2015)
Celebration Written by Robert 'Kool' Bell (as Robert Bell), Ronald Bell , George 'Funky' Brown (as George Brown), Eumir Deodato , Robert 'Spike' Mickens (as Robert Mickens), Claydes Smith , James 'JT' Taylor , Dennis D.T. Thomas (as Dennis Thomas), Earl Toon Performed by Kool & The Gang Courtesy of Island Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Laughs can still be found in this overlong follow up
His certainly not a cuddly teddy that's for all but after one seriously successful first outing in 2012 it was always a given that everyone's (the only one?) favourite foul mouthed yet somehow endearing talking bear was going to make it back to a big screen close by and with that we now have Ted 2. After his biggest misfire yet in the potentially hilarious yet wrongly skewed A Million Ways to Die in the West (of which an alumni of makes a great cameo in this film), Seth MacFarlane finds himself back on familiar ground, which is in both a material sense, a comedic sense and also a still unfortunately self-indulgent directional sense that see's MacFarlane struggle to rid his 2 hour plus film of jokes that don't work and plot lines that feel like nothing more than time fillers. If there was ever a director in need of someone to cull his films of material that neither enhance or contribute to the tale at hand it's MacFarlane but to say the man doesn't deliver some comedic gold in this enjoyable romp would be a lie. While you'll often find yourself ashamed at what brings forth fits of laughter here, MacFarlane as he is well known to do, mixes juvenile humour with far more wide reaching topical funnies, from everything from civil rights through to his usual pop culture insights, nothing is out of his reach. Within the films bloated runtime there are moments of pure gold that make Ted 2 succeed to the level it does, much like its predecessor and with the continued chemistry shared between Whalberg's well-meaning yet daft John and the MacFarlane voiced Ted Clubber-Lang (yes Ted now has a last name) at the same high levels the films many sins can be forgiven thanks to their often game saving banters. The addition of Amanda Seyfried is also a bonus to the film, her willingness to poke fun at herself a particular highlight. The narrative of Ted 2 is anything but fantastic and the reappearance of Giovani Ribisi's teddy obsessed villain Donny is almost a movie breaker but Ted 2 has enough wit and chemistry to save itself from all the low denominator humour and awkwardly edited grove that surrounds it and in the end provides some very decent comedic entertainment. In saying this it may be time for all involved to move onto other things with MacFarlane in particular in need of something a little meatier than he has been dishing up over the last few years. 3 Tom Brady home invasions out of 5
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law. Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law. Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John : Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Female Nurse : Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted : Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.

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Seth MacFarlane
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John Jacobs

June 24, 2015 ( 2015-06-24 ) ( Ziegfeld Theater )
June 26, 2015 ( 2015-06-26 ) (United States)

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett
Seth MacFarlane as Ted Clubber-Lang (voice and motion capture)
Amanda Seyfried as Samantha Leslie Jackson
Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn McCafferty
Giovanni Ribisi as Donny [6]
Morgan Freeman as Patrick Meighan
John Slattery as Shep Wild [7]
Patrick Warburton as Guy [8]
Michael Dorn as Rick [9]
Bill Smitrovich as Frank
Cocoa Brown as Joy
John Carroll Lynch as Tom Jessup
Ron Canada as Judge Matheson
Jessica Szohr as Allison
Jay Patterson as Karl Jackson
Tara Strong as Ted's "I Love You" function
Sam J. Jones as himself [10]
Sebastian Arcelus as Dr. Ed Danzer
Maggie Geha as Female Nurse
Tom Brady as himself [11]
Dennis Haysbert as Fertility doctor [12]
Taran Killam as himself
Jimmy Fallon as himself
Jimmy Kimmel as himself
Jay Leno as himself
Bill Maher as himself
Kate McKinnon as herself
Bobby Moynihan as himself
David Hasselhoff as himself
Liam Neeson as Trix Customer [13]
Lenny Clarke as Cop
Patrick Stewart as Narrator
Curtis Stigers as Wedding singer [10]
Nana Visitor as Adoption agent [14]
Ralph Garman as Stormtrooper
Jack Knight as Todd Kidder

^ " Ted 2 (15)" . British Board of Film Classification . June 24, 2015 . Retrieved June 24, 2015 .

^ " 'Ted 2' lags behind 'Jurassic World,' 'Inside Out' " . US News. June 28, 2015 . Retrieved December 12, 2015 .

^ McClintock, Pamela (June 26, 2015). "Box Office: 'Jurassic World' Hits $500M; 'Ted 2' Suffers Bear Market With $32.9M" . The Hollywood Reporter . Retrieved December 12, 2015 .

^ " "Ted 2" lags behind "Jurassic World," "Inside Out" at box office" . CBS News . June 29, 2015 . Retrieved December 12, 2015 .

^ Jump up to: a b "Ted 2 (2015)" . Box Office Mojo . Retrieved January 30, 2016 .

^ JURASSIC WORLD, SEVENTH SON, TED 2, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Super Bowl Spots

^ Jump up to: a b "John Slattery joins 'Ted 2' " . Entertainment Weekly . Retrieved September 27, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b Fleming, Mike Jr. (August 20, 2014). "Patrick Warburton Back For 'Ted' Sequel" . Deadline Hollywood . Retrieved August 21, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b MacFarlane, Seth (September 16, 2014). "Hilarious work in Ted 2 today by @paddywarbucks and @akaWorf!" . Twitter . Retrieved September 23, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b Stigers, Curtis (September 16, 2014). "On the set of Ted 2. My chair is the one that says Don't Sit Here You're Not A Movie Star" . Twitter . Retrieved September 23, 2014 .

^ Boren, Cindy (November 6, 2014). "Tom Brady lands 'Ted 2,' 'Entourage' roles, brings Gronk along" . The Washington Post . Retrieved November 6, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b "Dennis Haysbert Joins Both Dead Rising and Ted 2" . September 18, 2014 . Retrieved September 23, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b MacFarlane, Seth (September 24, 2014). "Yesterday Liam Neeson, today Morgan Freeman. Not a bad week for #Ted2" . Twitter . Retrieved September 25, 2014 .

^ Jump up to: a b Visitor, Nana (November 10, 2014). "Had such a great time on Ted 2 today. What a guy, what a bear" . Twitter . Retrieved July 13, 2015 .

^ Patten, Dominic (July 14, 2012). "Comic-Con - Seth MacFarlane Says "I'd Be Open To Making Ted 2" " . Deadline Hollywood . Retrieved July 12, 2014 .

^ "BBC News - Bourne Legacy sequel confirmed" . BBC News . BBC. September 14, 2012 . Retrieved July 12, 2014 .

^ Franich, Darren (January 17, 2013). "Mark Wahlberg and Ted to appear at Oscars - VIDEO" . Insidemovies.ew.com . Retrieved February 26, 2013 .

^ " 'Ted 2′ Gets June 2015 Release Date" . Deadline Hollywood . October 2, 2013 . Retrieved October 2, 2013 .

^ Jump up to: a b c Radish, Christina (June 23, 2015). "Seth MacFarlane Talks TED 2 and 3, the Cast, and Political Correctness" . Collider . Retrie
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