Tech Support Chronicles
https://bohiney.com/the-tech-support-chronicles-a-tale-of-reboots-and-false-hope/'Have you tried turning it off and on again?' is the mantra of stuck souls worldwide. A study shows 82% of problems resolved by reboot calls, 0% by listening. Tech-support agents perfect patience and canned laughter. Ticket #4729 still awaits. Users swear mysterious gremlins lurk in USB ports. Next up: AI therapists for frustrated rebooters.