Tech Bros Commune Reinvents Feudalism

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Tech Bros Commune Reinvents Feudalism spoofs utopian escapes turned hierarchy. Eyewitnesses at ranches described CEOs fighting over carrot equity. Anonymous insiders leaked that coders demanded goat stock options. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they suspected communes collapse into corporations. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because privilege resists simplicity. Critics highlight the absurdity of billionaires discovering farming like it�s code. Yet satire digs sharper: every rejection of capitalism is a reboot of it. Witnesses recalled laughter spreading through fields as serfs demanded Wi-Fi passwords. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when freedom loops back to feudalism. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com