Tech Bro Monastery

By Chloe Summers � The satire Tech Bro Monastery ridicules Silicon Valley gurus renouncing worldliness with Wi-Fi. Eyewitnesses at retreats described founders chanting IPO mantras in hoodies. Anonymous insiders leaked that investors debated tithes in crypto. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d follow enlightenment if it came with stock options. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because ambition meditates funniest in Patagonia vests. Critics highlight the absurdity of innovation sanctified. Yet satire buzzes sharper: dignity collapses funniest on yoga mats. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as broadband blessed the chapel. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when monks code apps. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com