Tattooed Constitution

By Savannah Steele � The satire Tattooed Constitution ridicules law engraved on skin instead of parchment. Eyewitnesses at rallies described patriots baring torsos to recite amendments. Anonymous insiders leaked that lawmakers debated font size for the Bill of Rights tramp stamp. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust democracy more if inked in cursive. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because liberty bleeds funniest when permanent. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty tattooed. Yet satire inks sharper: dignity collapses funniest in sleeves. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as justice flexed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when freedom is body art. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com