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THIS is the moment a restaurant worker appears to take a customer’s hot dog sausage and insert it into her privates before serving it up.
CCTV footage shows what appears to be a waitress alone in the kitchen after a chef has made a hot dog - but what happens next is shocking.
After another colleague leaves she can be seen taking the sausage out of the bun and then pushing it into her vagina. 
The unverified video has appeared on Live Leak, but offers very little by explanation, prompting some to wonder if it’s real.
The post wrote: “Security camera footage shows waitress lift up her skirt, pull her panties aside, and insert a customer’s hot dog in and out of her p**** before cheerfully putting it back on the plate to serve.”
But what adds to the possible authenticity is the way she continuously checks for anyone watching and appears to ponder for ages about what she is about to do. She also has to swap position in order to carry out the tasteless stunt.
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Ever since I've been old enough to sneak copies of Teen Magazine at the middle school library, I've known that vaginas (sorry, "down theres") are mysterious, confusing places that need to be waxed, washed, wiped, and maintained lest all men run screaming away from you and you end up spending your life attachment parenting a series of rescue cats. As I matured and graduated to an entirely new level of man-obsessed stupidity in magazines, I gradually realized that while ladymags dispense plenty of advice on how vaginas should look, there's no real yardstick on how they should taste, or how a high achieving gal like me who just wants to have the tastiest snatch in town could go about getting it. Science must have some answers, right?
Before we go any further, and lest I be accused of perpetuating the "man pleasing" ethos that permeates grocery store women's mags, I'd like to point out that having a tasty vagina isn't necessarily strictly a man-pleasing move; it's more a politeness move. If you like someone enough to have sex with them, then you should like them enough to hope that they enjoy performing oral sex on you — man, woman, whatever. It's not retro to make an effort to please a romantic partner, but it is if they expect you to make an effort but excuse a lack of effort on their own part (it's not only sexist; it's rude). So, for the sake of argument, let's assume that you're trying to freshen up your vaginal bouquet at the same time the dude is giving his balls a thorough washing and contemplating the taste of his semen, or when your female partner is similarly contemplating how the rainbow tastes. Okay? Okay.
Vaginas (or vulvas, nerds) taste the way they taste because of a combination of factors — your body's natural sweaty smells plus the smell of whatever detergent you use on your underwear plus the smell of any soaps you use plus the smell of the your vagina's juices, so the obvious first step to having a fragrant, delicious pubic region would be to thoroughly wash and wear clean laundry that you wash in soap that doesn't contain dyes or fragrances that will clash with your body's natural scent. It might seem like a good idea to douche with Malibu Musk in order to get a nice tropical vibe going in your southern hemisphere, but that's, uh, not the case. Don't do that. Keep it gentle, keep it minimally fragrant. Try taking a bath, if you've got time. Cotton panties (or, if you hate the word panties, "skivvies" or "pantaloons") are better than less breathable fabrics, since your crotch is sort of like an armpit between your legs.
Keeping the outside part of your flower clean is the easy part, though. What's tough is managing the juices, which are in a state of giant, near constant bacterial war , a war in which giant armies are murdered or raised in a matter of hours. Women have pretty unique vaginal bacterial fingerprints, and thus unique tastes.
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Surprisingly, not much research has been done on what a girl can do to alter the makeup of her vaginal secretions in a way that's reflected in the taste, and so most advice for making your vagina taste awesome is based on old wives' tales and anecdotes and hilariously misspelled Yahoo answers. During my informal snooping and asking around, I found pineapple mentioned frequently as vaginal taste aid. Apparently, it's high in sugars, and when you eat it, some internal mechanism sends tiny Magic School Buses to your stomach to cart away the sweet pineapple molecules straight to your vagina. Also recommended: apples, celery, yogurt, red grapes, cranberry juice, lots of water, mint, watermelon, strawberries. Basically, anything that grows that isn't smelly.
According to the anecdata, any food that can make you have weird farts, bad breath, or strong smelling pee should be avoided — beer, coffee, alcohol, asparagus, most dairy, onions, shallots, meat, and fish. And while smoking will make you cool, like cooler than you could ever manage on your own, smoking will make the taste of your body's juices turn sour. If you already smoke and are about to defensively insist that your juices taste like peach nectar, just imagine how scrumptious you'd taste if you kicked the habit.
It should be noted that none of these things (aside from proper personal hygiene) have been beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt proven to change your vagina's taste. And if you've got a serious problem with odor or taste, you should consider the fact that there could be an imbalance at play and what you need isn't a pineapple and some oral, but a doctor an some antibiotics.
Finally, if he's got his face buried in your crotch, he's probably not going to be put off if the taste he's experiencing isn't that of a donut or glass of fine whisky; your vagina is never going to taste like a fruit salad, and that's okay. Remember: if he wanted to have a sweet snack, he'd go get a damn smoothie rather than eat your pussy. Enjoy it, Lady MacGyver. You're delicious. Image by Jim Cooke, pineapple photo via Alex Staroseltsev/ Shutterstock .

WHERE’S MATTHEW? Mystery as Brit vanishes in Brazil as girlfriend receives chilling texts
BAR MAYHEM Terrifying moment mob of 20 Brits hurl chairs as mass brawl erupts in Portugal
RUSSIAN STANDOFF US announces HUGE military build-up in Europe as World War 3 tensions rise
NUKE THREAT Putin’s ‘Iron Doll’ threatens to nuke London & DC with chilling satellite pics
The unverified video circulating online appears to catch a woman carrying out a revolting act with a frankfurter
THIS is the moment a restaurant worker appears to take a customer’s hot dog sausage and insert it into her privates before serving it up.
CCTV footage shows what appears to be a waitress alone in the kitchen after a chef has made a hot dog - but what happens next is shocking.
After another colleague leaves she can be seen taking the sausage out of the bun and then pushing it into her vagina. 
The unverified video has appeared on Live Leak, but offers very little by explanation, prompting some to wonder if it’s real.
The post wrote: “Security camera footage shows waitress lift up her skirt, pull her panties aside, and insert a customer’s hot dog in and out of her p**** before cheerfully putting it back on the plate to serve.”
But what adds to the possible authenticity is the way she continuously checks for anyone watching and appears to ponder for ages about what she is about to do. She also has to swap position in order to carry out the tasteless stunt.
We pay for your stories ! Do you have a story for The Sun Online news team? Email us at tips@the-sun.co.uk or call 0207 782 4368
R Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison after sex-trafficking conviction
Drivers rush to Tesco selling petrol 20p cheaper than the national average
My neighbours have put up a 6ft fence to stop my son playing in the garden
Michael Owen breaks his silence after Gemma's sexy heart rate challenge
©News Group Newspapers Limited in England No. 679215 Registered office: 1 London Bridge Street, London, SE1 9GF. "The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. This service is provided on News Group Newspapers' Limited's Standard Terms and Conditions in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy . To inquire about a licence to reproduce material, visit our Syndication site. View our online Press Pack. For other inquiries, Contact Us . To see all content on The Sun, please use the Site Map. The Sun website is regulated by the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO)
Our journalists strive for accuracy but on occasion we make mistakes. For further details of our complaints policy and to make a complaint please click this link: thesun.co.uk/editorial-complaints/



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Kristi arrived at the door at half past 8. Business as usual... every Saturday night, she babysat for her neighbor, Jon. He was a widow with three kids, and since she needed a little extra spending cash, Kristy had volunteered to watch the kids while Jon went out with friends.
She pressed a small finger to the doorbell, and ajusted her skirt... so cute, but, so short! It was always rising up a bit in the back.
Jon answered the door with a familiar smile, and welcomed her inside. As usual, the house was cool and the place was tidy. She put her purse on the coffee table and looked around, a little confused. The tv was off, and the house was quiet.
“Where are the kids?” Kristi sat down on an overstuffed armchair and remembered to cross her legs... ‘Maybe I shouldn’t have worn this skirt,’ she thought, and placed her hands over her bare thighs.
Jon sat on the arm of the chair, just a little closer than he’d ever sat before. “They’re gone for the week with my sister. So, it’s just me and the peace-and-quiet for 7 days!”
She was aware of his body... his heat... so close to her own. Kristi began to blush a little, and suddenly, she felt a little flutter in her belly. Jon was an attractive man, although he was at least 15 years older, she’d often had little fantasties about going on a date with him... sometimes, even kissing.
“So... I guess you won’t need me tonight...” she stood up, and became aware of his eyes, moving over her small breasts. A chill ran over her body, and instantly, her nipples hardend under her thin white t-shirt.
Jon put his hand on her arm and gently pulled her closer to him, “You don’t have to leave,” he whispered, with his lips almost touching her cheek. “Stay...” and then they did touch her... His lips brushed against her soft pink cheek. She was blushing again.
She turned her face to the side and met his lips with her own. Her lipgloss was sweet and slippery. “You taste like sugar,” he said, and then slipped his arms around her little body and pulled her to him. Kristi’s nipples rubbed against his shirt, which made her moan as they kissed.
And then his hand was slidding down her back, finding the curve of her ass. He rubbed it and squeezed it a little, as he started kissing the curve of her neck. “Damn, I love your ass,” he squeezed it, firmly, and gave her neck a little bite. She let out a little sound in surprise and excitement. He released her from his arms, and stood up, nearly a foot taller.
Kristi looked up at him, her apple cheeks were glowing and her breathing was quick. He took off his shirt and then, with his thumbs, touched her nipples through her t-shirt. And then he stroked her honey colour hair and smiled. “You’re so pretty, Kristi,” he smiled down at her, “I want to see you...” he started to lift her t-shirt, “all of you...”
 A few moments later, they were both naked, although Kristi kept her panties. They’d found their way to the big, soft sofa, and he was laying overtop of her, kissing and sucking at her pert pink nipples. He’s suck on one and pinch the other with his fingertips. No one had ever touched her like this before... it was exhillerating! She had tingles all through her body and she felt her panties clinging to her wet pussy lips. His touch was so exciting! Kristi let herself get lost in the moment...
And then she felt his fingers rubbing against her panties... pushing and stroking...
“Are you going to let me in, Kristi?” He was pulling her panties down... over her hips... now down her thighs... Jon slipped a finger up and down her little pink slit. He smiled, “I always knew you’d have a puffy lips.”
She giggled, blushed again, and let her legs part open a little more. He was still sliding his finger up and down her slit, watching her body squirm. He licked her juice from his finger and spread her legs open as he aimed his thick, hard cock at her pussy.
“Wait...” she took his cock in her hand. It was so thick, her thumb and fingertips didn’t meet. His cock was rock hard, hot, and throbbing. “Jon... maybe you should wear a condom...” Kristi closed her legs a little. She looked nervous, maybe even a little scared. “I’m not on the pill.” She put both hands on his chest, stroking him gently.
Jon’s cock pulsed. Not on the pill ... the thought of his bare cock pounding into her unprotected little pussy was just too exciting! He couldn’t stand it! He pushed her legs open and thrust his cock into her, HARD! Krisit screamed, shocked by the force of his massive cock! He was pulling it out and slamming back in, mashing it all the way to the back of her tight wet snatch, fucking her fast !
His cock felt enormous inside! Kristi screamed and moaned, her body wiggling under him. She could feel his bare cockhead bumping up against her cervix, pounding into her, almost too hard. She was moaning, scared and yet so turned on... “Jon...” she panted, “Jon your cock... is ... so... fucking... big!” She lifted her legs higher, grabbing onto her ankles as he slammed into her pussy. BANG BANG BANG
He took hold of her legs and watched his bare cock as it disapeared into her over, and over... Her puffy little pussy stretched ot the limit, squeezing his cock, and dripping shiney pussy juice everytime he pushed in. ‘She’s not on the pill,’ he thought, and felt his balls twitch with excitment.
Krisit was cumming! She was screaming and squirming, pinching her pink nipples. Her pussy spasmed again and again, sucking at his thick cock. She panted and felt dizzy... moaning, she begged him, “Please... please Jon...” she couldn’t catch her breath.
“Yeah, you want it, don’t you...” he fucked her deep, “ you want my load inside you, I know you do.” His cock was on fire, thrusting in and out of her little wet pussy hole. “Damn, you’re so fucking tight!”
“No, Jon!” Kristi pushed at him, “don’t cum inside me!” She wimpered every time he thrust forward, bumping against her cervix. It felt so good... so dangerous... “Please, don’t cum in my pussy... You could get me pregnant!”
That sent him over the edge! He grunted and plunged HARD into her, unleashing giant spurts of hot white cum deep inside her pussy. Kristi squealed and squirmed under him while her pussy fluttered tightly around his cumming cock. Jon’s whole body shook and shivered as he blasted his seed deep inside her unprotected pussy.
They lay together, panting, his cock still pulsing inside her pussy, as his cum started to leak out little by little, and drip down over the curve of her ass. He kissed her sugary lips, and comforted her, and rubbed his fingers over her belly... wondering if he might have impregnated her... and with that thought, his cock began to throb again...
by me, CreamPuffCherry Sophie lay dreaming, her body warm and soft under the blankets… she was dreaming of her lover, Richard … he was caressing the soft white curve of her bottom with his big dark hands.
“Mmmm...” she arched her back a little, and somewhere, half way between dream and waking, she could feel the warmth of his body against hers.
Richard spooned up against Sophie’s perfectly round ass, and slipped his arm over her slender waist. He began kissing her neck, taking in the sexy scent of her skin. His cock was full and stiff... all he would think about was being inside her... sinking down into her soft wet pussy...
He slipped his hand between her milky thighs and cupped her smooth pussy in his hand. Her puffy lips were already dewy... it was so easy to slide his finger inside. Sophie moaned and spread her thighs for him, as her pussy tugged eagerly at his finger.
“Yeah, baby,” he whispered into her ear, and started to slide his fat cockhead on her puffy wet slit. Richard pushed real slowly, so the head of his cock slipped between Sophie’s pussy lips. “I”m going inside, baby,” he whispered, “feel it?”
Sophie, still dreamy, moaned softly and whispered, “yes... “
He pushed forward a little more. The head of his cock *popped* right into her tight little hole. Sophie moaned and squirmed a little, her body moving against him. Richard started to pump, slowly, carefully, rocking their bodies together. His bare cock slid half way out, and then slid back down, deep into the delicate pink folds of her pussy.
Sophie’s little pink nipples stiffened and ached, and she found one with her fingers, rubbing it and pinching it gently as she moaned with pleasure. Her voice was a breathless whisper in the dark, “Oh, yes... mmm... fuck me, baby... mmm”
Richard’s hand covered hers, and together, they squeezed her cream white breast, so full and soft... He started to
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