Tarzeena

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4.4 out of 5 stars

12 ratings




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No MPAA rating

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Unrated (Not Rated) Product Dimensions

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7.5 x 5.5 x 0.75 inches; 3.52 Ounces Media Format

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Color, Full Screen, NTSC Run time

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1 hour and 20 minutes Release date

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September 2, 2008 Actors

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Tarzeena Language

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Unqualified Studio

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Retromedia ASIN

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B001DE29QK Number of discs

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4.4 out of 5 stars

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This and Sexy Warriors are my favorite Christine movies ever.












When I viewed this film I was reminded of a cheap shot at trying to make a porn film. Two-thirds of it had sex scenes that were as boring as a two-bob watch. The funniest part was when they showed two lions trying to make a cub, then a kitten that roared like a lion (get real). The way they dressed for a hike in the jungle (what jungle) was more like a stroll to the supermarket, also the jungle looked like someone's backyard. When I was young I used to hike in lantana near home, and it was more dense then this so-called jungle. Then there is the mad-hatter scientist who called his assistant an ignorant savage, then asked for a scapel (my god!). An operation to implant a microchip into the skull of a gorilla took only 15 seconds. For a girl who was reared in the jungle, Tarzeena sure knew how to please a guy the adult way, and somehow got breast implants and the use of a razor also. When Mandy got a visit from Syren one night, Mandy said we had to be quite, and ten seconds later they were making more noise than a pack of hyenas at the dinner table. Despite all the negitives with this film I enjoyed it in my funny sort of way. I recommend it to anyone who is experiencing a boring rainy day, and is not too worried what they watch. I award this movie 1/2 a star for effort and not much more.












Stuff Like This is Not for The Politically Correct truth be Told, I See This For Christine Nugyen For Lack of a Better Term Wasn't Hit With an Ugly Stick!












Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle (Fred Olen Ray, 2008) The name Fred Olen Ray, in some circles, is synonymous with the worst movies ever made. And yet somehow I have managed to avoid seeing a Fred Olen Ray movie until now. I haven't seen The Brain Leeches, not Biohazard, not even his most infamous production, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. And yet somehow, during a free premium-channel preview weekend, without even realizing it, I managed to hook a Fred Olen Ray movie made under a pseudonym. What else could I do but watch it? It turns out that was probably not the best idea, as I have lost far more brain cells than I would have, say, huffing cyanide gas for seventy-five minutes, but I guess I can't regret having finally seen one of his movies. (I do now have a self-destructive urge to watch The Brain Leeches.) Trying to piece together this paper-thin plot requires more brain power than it's worth, but I'll try: buxom blonde (Nicole Sheridan, not to be confused with Nicolette Sheridan) and layabout boyfriend (Voodoo) stand to inherit a fortune as long as they and their shifty lawyer (Ed Polgardy) can ensure that the guy who they stand to inherit from is actually dead. In order to do that, they have to go to Kong Island (yes, really), where his plane crash-landed twenty years ago carrying him and his daughter, who may still be alive. In fact, she is, and she's the title character (Christine Nguyen). They get there, and, well, there's all kinds of simulated sex. And, yes, simulated, as in in a few cases the people involved still obviously have clothing over the parts that are supposed to be stuck in/impaled on the other people involved. I would have hoped that softcore had made some strides since 1975 (still, the only softcore movie I can watch all the way through and not want to beat myself in the head is Black Emmanuelle, made that year), but instead it seems we've jumped three steps back and a few off to some very odd side. The actors and actresses are not attractive (with the exception of Nguyen), the plot is a joke, the script is horrendous (Tarzeena is referred to as the "white queen" of the island; way to revise the script after casting Nguyen!). The actual movie is so thin that Ray padded the length by including random nature shots. Interestingly, the best scene in the movie is a shot of a kitten in a window with a lion's roar dubbed over its meow. At least someone involved with the movie had a sense of humor. ½












Christine Nguyen Is A Great Asian Pornstar But When I Saw This Movie On Cinemax I Couldn't Stop Watching It I Even Have It Saved To My Dvr And Im Hoping Next Month Ill Buy The Dvd That Way I Can See All the Time Ik What Your Thinking Why Buy It When You Have it on DVr Well Frankly I Don't Give a Damn What U Think Its My Choice And For Those Who Didn't Enjoy This Movie Your Lame


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As a group of intrepid explorers descend upon King Island in search of elusive female heroine Tarzeena, an evil scientist schemes to use his revolutionary radio brain control devise to transform her into the ultimate love slave. With her loyal gorilla Tabonga by her side, Tarzeena stands as the undisputed queen of King Island. But the malevolent Dr. Mortimer is eager to have this island queen all to himself, and he's willing to resort to some hi-tech tomfoolery in order to make that happen. Of course all's fair in love and brain surgery, and as Dr. Mortimer attempts to capture Tarzeena so that he can insert the device in her head, a group of bold adventurers arrive on the island to find out once and for all whether this feral female heroine truly exists. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

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4.4 out of 5 stars

12 ratings




MPAA rating

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NR (Not Rated) Product Dimensions

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7.5 x 5.25 x 0.25 inches; 3.2 Ounces Director

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Fred Olen Ray Media Format

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Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, NTSC, Widescreen Run time

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1 hour and 15 minutes Release date

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January 22, 2013 Actors

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Christine Nguyen, Nicole Sheridan, Syren Studio

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Retro Media ASIN

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B009RJRHIS Number of discs

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1


4.4 out of 5 stars

12 ratings



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This and Sexy Warriors are my favorite Christine movies ever.












When I viewed this film I was reminded of a cheap shot at trying to make a porn film. Two-thirds of it had sex scenes that were as boring as a two-bob watch. The funniest part was when they showed two lions trying to make a cub, then a kitten that roared like a lion (get real). The way they dressed for a hike in the jungle (what jungle) was more like a stroll to the supermarket, also the jungle looked like someone's backyard. When I was young I used to hike in lantana near home, and it was more dense then this so-called jungle. Then there is the mad-hatter scientist who called his assistant an ignorant savage, then asked for a scapel (my god!). An operation to implant a microchip into the skull of a gorilla took only 15 seconds. For a girl who was reared in the jungle, Tarzeena sure knew how to please a guy the adult way, and somehow got breast implants and the use of a razor also. When Mandy got a visit from Syren one night, Mandy said we had to be quite, and ten seconds later they were making more noise than a pack of hyenas at the dinner table. Despite all the negitives with this film I enjoyed it in my funny sort of way. I recommend it to anyone who is experiencing a boring rainy day, and is not too worried what they watch. I award this movie 1/2 a star for effort and not much more.












Stuff Like This is Not for The Politically Correct truth be Told, I See This For Christine Nugyen For Lack of a Better Term Wasn't Hit With an Ugly Stick!












Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle (Fred Olen Ray, 2008) The name Fred Olen Ray, in some circles, is synonymous with the worst movies ever made. And yet somehow I have managed to avoid seeing a Fred Olen Ray movie until now. I haven't seen The Brain Leeches, not Biohazard, not even his most infamous production, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. And yet somehow, during a free premium-channel preview weekend, without even realizing it, I managed to hook a Fred Olen Ray movie made under a pseudonym. What else could I do but watch it? It turns out that was probably not the best idea, as I have lost far more brain cells than I would have, say, huffing cyanide gas for seventy-five minutes, but I guess I can't regret having finally seen one of his movies. (I do now have a self-destructive urge to watch The Brain Leeches.) Trying to piece together this paper-thin plot requires more brain power than it's worth, but I'll try: buxom blonde (Nicole Sheridan, not to be confused with Nicolette Sheridan) and layabout boyfriend (Voodoo) stand to inherit a fortune as long as they and their shifty lawyer (Ed Polgardy) can ensure that the guy who they stand to inherit from is actually dead. In order to do that, they have to go to Kong Island (yes, really), where his plane crash-landed twenty years ago carrying him and his daughter, who may still be alive. In fact, she is, and she's the title character (Christine Nguyen). They get there, and, well, there's all kinds of simulated sex. And, yes, simulated, as in in a few cases the people involved still obviously have clothing over the parts that are supposed to be stuck in/impaled on the other people involved. I would have hoped that softcore had made some strides since 1975 (still, the only softcore movie I can watch all the way through and not want to beat myself in the head is Black Emmanuelle, made that year), but instead it seems we've jumped three steps back and a few off to some very odd side. The actors and actresses are not attractive (with the exception of Nguyen), the plot is a joke, the script is horrendous (Tarzeena is referred to as the "white queen" of the island; way to revise the script after casting Nguyen!). The actual movie is so thin that Ray padded the length by including random nature shots. Interestingly, the best scene in the movie is a shot of a kitten in a window with a lion's roar dubbed over its meow. At least someone involved with the movie had a sense of humor. ½












Christine Nguyen Is A Great Asian Pornstar But When I Saw This Movie On Cinemax I Couldn't Stop Watching It I Even Have It Saved To My Dvr And Im Hoping Next Month Ill Buy The Dvd That Way I Can See All the Time Ik What Your Thinking Why Buy It When You Have it on DVr Well Frankly I Don't Give a Damn What U Think Its My Choice And For Those Who Didn't Enjoy This Movie Your Lame


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There's jiggle in the jungle as Tarzeena, undisputed queen of Kong Island, swings into action. Follow the adventure of a lifetime as a group of intrepid explorers search for the wild jungle girl who, with her loyal gorilla Tabonga, rules an untamed world. Elsewhere on the island, the evil Dr. Mortimer has perfected a radio brain control device that he plans to insert into Tarzeena's head, creating a love slave to do his every bidding! Can Tabonga save her in time? Starring Christine Nguyen, Nicole Sheridan, and the exotic Syren, Tarzeena is laugh-filled erotic spoof from the cult movie authorities at Retromedia Entertainment and was originally seen on Cinemax.

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Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, NTSC, Widescreen
Christine Nguyen, Nicole Sheridan, Fred Olen Ray, Syren

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