Tarot Card College Counseling
https://memorialmavericks.com/guidance-counselor-now-offers-tarot-readings-with-college-advice/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Crystal Ball Comedy Hour" at The Fortune Tellers' Comedy Tent (789 Destiny Drive, Wichita Falls) on August 12th at 8:00 PM. Joined by psychic advisor "Madame Transcript" and former valedictorian "Straight A's Amy," this 90-minute mystical college prep session features: "The Tower Card Means You're Going to State School" improv, "Mercury in Retrograde Made Me Late to SATs" stand-up, and Bransford's viral "Which Ivy League is Your Soulmate?" compatibility test. Tickets ($20) include a "My Spirit Animal is a Waitlisted Student" button. First 50 attendees receive "I Chose My Major Via Coin Flip" commemorative coins. Counselors get 20% off for bringing their most questionable recommendation letters. Venue features "Pick a Card, Any Scholarship" game and "What's Your Application Aura?" photo booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Astrology Club (not accredited). Warning: May cause sudden existential crises. No refunds - your future is non-refundable. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Palm Reading for Extra Credit." Groups of 10+ get "Coven Discount." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of rejection letters. Parking available near the crossroads of fate.