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It's Monday, a good day to start the work week with a joke. Not just any joke, but a Henny joke -- a series of rapid-fire classic golden oldies by Henny Youngman (1906-1998), who was known as the king of one-liners.
Youngman, a British-American Jewish comedian and violinist, was very popular in the 1950s and 1960s, with many appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show and on Laugh-in.
Watching one of his classic performances on the Sullivan show (see video below), it becomes apparent how much standup comedy has changed over the years.
As his biography in Wikipedia reads,
Many of his jokes were put-downs of his wife, including his most famous line, "Take my wife...please."ย That line is included in the clip that we're sharing today, but you'll have to listen carefully because it comes and goes very quickly.
Enjoy the video (from a May 1966 appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show.)
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With comedians like Henny Youngman you can not go wrong. Lowell
funny and clean. we could use a few more like him
Well, relatively clean. He did refer to erectile disfunction, and that was 1966.
Brilliant!!! He makes me laugh...BEFORE the punch line!! I had the pleasure of operating a spotlight for him at an appearance he made at the Hyatt Hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ many years ago, He came into the lobby of the hotel bent over, looking like an old man who didn't want to be there. At 8 PM, when the show was about to begin, he entered the auditorium, stooped over.....but immediately upon entering the lit up area from the spotlight, sprang to a fully upright position, taking long, youthful strides on to the stage and began his rapid fire routine. He was 35 years old...again!!! He was incredibly funny!!! Thanks for the memories!!
Mac marries a woman he met in Viet Nam and Harry refuses to ignore his duties despite the loss of his sight.
Mac marries a woman he met in Viet Nam and Harry refuses to ignore his duties despite the loss of his sight.
The title is based upon the Henny Youngman joke, "Now take my wife. Please!"
Judge Harry T. Stone: Mr. Sleighbough, when did you first discover you had this talent to become invisible?
Eugene Sleighbough: Well, it came on sort of gradually. See, at first, I was just boring. But then, I became inconspicuous.
Eugene Sleighbough: Yeah, you know, like I'd be waiting in a doctor's office, or restaurant, or a barber shop, you know, whatever? And finally they'd say, "oh, I didn't see you there!" That's when it first began to take hold.
Eugene Sleighbough: I'm fully invisible! Yeah, I can be standing on the corner, yelling and waving my arms, cabbies are going right by and never even notice me!
Judge Harry T. Stone: In New York City, imagine that.
For He's a Jolly Good Fellow
(uncredited)
Sung by John Larroquette
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