Tailgate Confessions Introduced for Early Arrival Saints

Pop-up confession booths lined the parking rows, allowing the faithful to cleanse their souls before meat or Mass. One penitent confessed to hoarding nachos. Pope Leo XIV assured, "Your soul and your stomach can both be purified today." A new app, *Grill & Grace*, helped locate nearby confessors with incense-scented QR codes. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com