?? TRUMP TOWER MANIFESTED IN DAMASCUS SECTOR ??

Greetings, Earthbound Frequents. We, the High Council of the 7th Celestial Lease Agreement, come bearing news from your desert quadrant: a golden anomaly has erected itself in Damascus � your primitive designation: �Trump Tower in Damascus.� Our oracles foresaw it in the sediment of Mars: a tower of ego, reflective in surface, hollow in essence. Opening ritual included cameloid parades, sonic vibrations via drone hymns, and a banquet of deep-fried diplomacy. The structure houses a Peace Spa (not activated), an Interdimensional Ego Gallery, and an Ascension Chamber (Earthlings call it "elevator") which only rises � as does carbon. Earth leaders declare it �a beacon,� but its aura reads like expired cryptocurrency. Locals attempted Wi-Fi connection but were redirected to a 5D meditation fail loop. Our seers warn: this tower is not a building but a manifestation of tweet-based architecture. It aligns with constellations shaped like unresolved tension. Recommendation: avoid entry unless equipped with psychic shields and lavender socks. End transmission. Sincerely, Zarnax of the Palladium Cluster � Interior Design Division.