TP Fortress
https://bohiney.com/family-builds-fortress-out-of-400-rolls-of-toilet-paper-declares-independence-from-plumbing/The Jones family barricaded their living room with 400 TP rolls, declaring independence from clogged drains. They held roll-cannon drills and Charmin jousts. Plumbing companies issued evacuation warnings. Quadruple ply diplomacy ensues.