Swiss Guards Join Fantasy Football League at Pope's Request

Pope Leo XIV has apparently encouraged the Swiss Guard to start a Vatican Fantasy Football League. The team "Defensive Sanctity," coached by a quietly devout sergeant named Luca, currently leads the bracket. The Pope reportedly texts suggested picks and heavenly metaphors: "Draft wisely�like the apostles." Disputes are settled with incense and yelling in Latin. Mass attendance has risen among players who believe God rewards well-managed lineups. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/