Susan Sarandon Tits

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SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
Here she is and I’m going to abstain from pointing out her age because, who cares, but clearly age is just a number baby!
There were some douche lords who thought they’d be clever and incorporate the name of the award ceremony into criticising Sarandon’s efforts, insinuating that she had SAGgy cleavage.
saggy award for Susan Sarandon #sagawards
See what they did there? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. NO shut up now. Also, I thoroughly disagree, her breasts are nowhere near her belly button, the definitive indicator that boobs have given into gravity.
It’s fair to say that Sarandon’s chest is having a huge moment, people are RACING to see her cleave at a rate of knots, it is on of the most read story at this very website today. Here are 456 different angles and shots of her at the SAG Awards to fulfil your seemingly insatiable appetite.
What is your fascination with them? I mean yes: boobs, but I feel like there is something more. Were you thinking she’d have a couple of senior looking fleshy pancakes strapped under her pits with a strip of sequined Lycra up the middle? And then when you saw her you were all like: ‘THANK GOD they’re pleasing to the eye, well done Susan.’
Don’t you find it a teensy bit disappointing that instead of congratulating Susan on her nomination for The Secret Life of Marylin Monroe we’re spending our time congratulating her on her age defying cleavage?
Some of you will ague that she totally put them out there, and surely she knew that wearing an exposed bra on the red carpet at her age (GASP) would draw some attention.
Yes, I suppose you’re right and conceivably, if say, Joe Manganiello were to front up in a pair of arse-less tuxedo pants then we’d be talking about that today as well.
Here is an artist’s impression of what that would look like because I am a kind and generous person:
But I think we need to work towards a time where people aren’t shocked that women over the age of 50 are still powerful and if they choose to be, sexual beings. I think we need to stop congratulating women for looking younger than they are, like it’s some kind of ultimate life prize. Obviously Susan looked fierce by anyone’s standards.
Honestly I’m torn. Because part of me wants to yell: “You go girl” at Susan and poke with wondrous awe at her breasts. The other part wants to go about my business, maintaining eye contact with her at all times, never allowing my gaze to wander southward to her magnificent bumps. STOP IT EM.
By the way, because we were all so focused on Susan’s cans we totally missed the real hero of the red carpet. Carol Burnett wore slippers because she gives zero f**ks about what you or the fashion police think.
Em Rusciano is a comedian, writer, singer and regular news.com.au columnist. You can follow her on Facebook or listen to her podcast . She’s about to start touring her new show ‘ Not a Diva ’ around Australia.
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SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
Here she is and I’m going to abstain from pointing out her age because, who cares, but clearly age is just a number baby!
There were some douche lords who thought they’d be clever and incorporate the name of the award ceremony into criticising Sarandon’s efforts, insinuating that she had SAGgy cleavage.
See what they did there? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. NO shut up now. Also, I thoroughly disagree, her breasts are nowhere near her belly button, the definitive indicator that boobs have given into gravity.
It’s fair to say that Sarandon’s chest is having a huge moment, people are RACING to see her cleave at a rate of knots, it is on of the most read story at this very website today. Here are 456 different angles and shots of her at the SAG Awards to fulfil your seemingly insatiable appetite.
What is your fascination with them? I mean yes: boobs, but I feel like there is something more. Were you thinking she’d have a couple of senior looking fleshy pancakes strapped under her pits with a strip of sequined Lycra up the middle? And then when you saw her you were all like: ‘THANK GOD they’re pleasing to the eye, well done Susan.’
Don’t you find it a teensy bit disappointing that instead of congratulating Susan on her nomination for The Secret Life of Marylin Monroe we’re spending our time congratulating her on her age defying cleavage?
Some of you will ague that she totally put them out there, and surely she knew that wearing an exposed bra on the red carpet at her age (GASP) would draw some attention.
Yes, I suppose you’re right and conceivably, if say, Joe Manganiello were to front up in a pair of arse-less tuxedo pants then we’d be talking about that today as well.
Here is an artist’s impression of what that would look like because I am a kind and generous person:
But I think we need to work towards a time where people aren’t shocked that women over the age of 50 are still powerful and if they choose to be, sexual beings. I think we need to stop congratulating women for looking younger than they are, like it’s some kind of ultimate life prize. Obviously Susan looked fierce by anyone’s standards.
Honestly I’m torn. Because part of me wants to yell: “You go girl” at Susan and poke with wondrous awe at her breasts. The other part wants to go about my business, maintaining eye contact with her at all times, never allowing my gaze to wander southward to her magnificent bumps. STOP IT EM.
By the way, because we were all so focused on Susan’s cans we totally missed the real hero of the red carpet. Carol Burnett wore slippers because she gives zero f**ks about what you or the fashion police think.
Em Rusciano is a comedian, writer, singer and regular news.com.au columnist. You can follow her on Facebook or listen to her podcast . She’s about to start touring her new show ‘ Not a Diva ’ around Australia.
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Cleavage Doesn't Have An Age Limit: Susan Sarandon's Boobs And Other Amazing Things

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Boobs. Chest. Titties. Bosom. Melons. Knockers. Mammary glands. Humans have created a plethora of words to describe breasts. And there’s no denying it: the world is obsessed with boobs. And, why not? Boobs are wonderful and lovely. They’re the greatest symbol of female sexuality, and also—let’s not forget their most important purpose—nourish the little growing minds and bodies of our future generations. As a woman, I’m very happy I have breasts. They’re soft. They look good in small fleece sweaters. And I have a constant excuse to drop $50 on frisky lace bras. But, with adoration and obsession also comes criticism. And, as always, most people take criticism too far. This year’s SAG Awards served as the official 2016 Boob-Hate Fest. Susan Sarandon attended the awards show in a low-cut sateen Max Mara suit. The 69-year old actress’s large cleavage was blatantly displayed.
Social media erupted with furious posts about her revealing outfit. Internet trolls claimed the SAG Awards now had an entirely new—rather droopy—meaning.
First of all, Susan Sarandon is 69-years-old. SIXTY NINE. And her boobs still look like THAT . I don’t know about you, but I don’t think the Boob Gods can bless a fortunate soul better. Susan is #blessed. Let’s all take a moment to salute her flawless cleavage. I wish my boobs looked like Sarandon’s. And I’m 22 (but that's not to say I'm knocking my own knockers, they ain't shabby, just sayin'). Sarandon was also nominated for her role in, “The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe” . Yes, this talented woman is, in fact, more than just her amazing chest and impeccable taste in white sateen suits. The only thing left to do (including wearing low-cut tops well into our later years to celebrate breasts and spite the haters) is ask ourselves this question: If in Sarandon’s shoes, what would Marilyn do? Marilyn would do exactly what Sarandon did. Wear something white and sexy, and not give a f*ck what anybody else thinks. Because she knows she’s an amazing, perfect, beautiful woman.
And that's what matters. That's what each of us need to reach for. Because every woman is beautiful, perfect, and amazing. Especially when she is comfortable knowing it.
Let’s hope breast hate—and woman hate—will stop. Everyone should just agree that boobs are lovely and wonderful—and maybe nature's greatest invention thus far (with the exception of orgasms, chocolate, and Bradley Cooper). Sound good? Great. And—anyways—even if Sarandon’s boobs didn’t look amazing, who cares? She can do whatever the hell she wants. Because she’s f*cking Susan Sarandon. End of story.
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