Susan Sarandon Boobs

Susan Sarandon Boobs
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SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
Here she is and I’m going to abstain from pointing out her age because, who cares, but clearly age is just a number baby!
There were some douche lords who thought they’d be clever and incorporate the name of the award ceremony into criticising Sarandon’s efforts, insinuating that she had SAGgy cleavage.
saggy award for Susan Sarandon #sagawards
See what they did there? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. NO shut up now. Also, I thoroughly disagree, her breasts are nowhere near her belly button, the definitive indicator that boobs have given into gravity.
It’s fair to say that Sarandon’s chest is having a huge moment, people are RACING to see her cleave at a rate of knots, it is on of the most read story at this very website today. Here are 456 different angles and shots of her at the SAG Awards to fulfil your seemingly insatiable appetite.
What is your fascination with them? I mean yes: boobs, but I feel like there is something more. Were you thinking she’d have a couple of senior looking fleshy pancakes strapped under her pits with a strip of sequined Lycra up the middle? And then when you saw her you were all like: ‘THANK GOD they’re pleasing to the eye, well done Susan.’
Don’t you find it a teensy bit disappointing that instead of congratulating Susan on her nomination for The Secret Life of Marylin Monroe we’re spending our time congratulating her on her age defying cleavage?
Some of you will ague that she totally put them out there, and surely she knew that wearing an exposed bra on the red carpet at her age (GASP) would draw some attention.
Yes, I suppose you’re right and conceivably, if say, Joe Manganiello were to front up in a pair of arse-less tuxedo pants then we’d be talking about that today as well.
Here is an artist’s impression of what that would look like because I am a kind and generous person:
But I think we need to work towards a time where people aren’t shocked that women over the age of 50 are still powerful and if they choose to be, sexual beings. I think we need to stop congratulating women for looking younger than they are, like it’s some kind of ultimate life prize. Obviously Susan looked fierce by anyone’s standards.
Honestly I’m torn. Because part of me wants to yell: “You go girl” at Susan and poke with wondrous awe at her breasts. The other part wants to go about my business, maintaining eye contact with her at all times, never allowing my gaze to wander southward to her magnificent bumps. STOP IT EM.
By the way, because we were all so focused on Susan’s cans we totally missed the real hero of the red carpet. Carol Burnett wore slippers because she gives zero f**ks about what you or the fashion police think.
Em Rusciano is a comedian, writer, singer and regular news.com.au columnist. You can follow her on Facebook or listen to her podcast . She’s about to start touring her new show ‘ Not a Diva ’ around Australia.
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SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
SUSAN Sarandon got her baps out at the SAG Awards yesterday and the internet is off its tits about it.
Here she is and I’m going to abstain from pointing out her age because, who cares, but clearly age is just a number baby!
There were some douche lords who thought they’d be clever and incorporate the name of the award ceremony into criticising Sarandon’s efforts, insinuating that she had SAGgy cleavage.
See what they did there? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. NO shut up now. Also, I thoroughly disagree, her breasts are nowhere near her belly button, the definitive indicator that boobs have given into gravity.
It’s fair to say that Sarandon’s chest is having a huge moment, people are RACING to see her cleave at a rate of knots, it is on of the most read story at this very website today. Here are 456 different angles and shots of her at the SAG Awards to fulfil your seemingly insatiable appetite.
What is your fascination with them? I mean yes: boobs, but I feel like there is something more. Were you thinking she’d have a couple of senior looking fleshy pancakes strapped under her pits with a strip of sequined Lycra up the middle? And then when you saw her you were all like: ‘THANK GOD they’re pleasing to the eye, well done Susan.’
Don’t you find it a teensy bit disappointing that instead of congratulating Susan on her nomination for The Secret Life of Marylin Monroe we’re spending our time congratulating her on her age defying cleavage?
Some of you will ague that she totally put them out there, and surely she knew that wearing an exposed bra on the red carpet at her age (GASP) would draw some attention.
Yes, I suppose you’re right and conceivably, if say, Joe Manganiello were to front up in a pair of arse-less tuxedo pants then we’d be talking about that today as well.
Here is an artist’s impression of what that would look like because I am a kind and generous person:
But I think we need to work towards a time where people aren’t shocked that women over the age of 50 are still powerful and if they choose to be, sexual beings. I think we need to stop congratulating women for looking younger than they are, like it’s some kind of ultimate life prize. Obviously Susan looked fierce by anyone’s standards.
Honestly I’m torn. Because part of me wants to yell: “You go girl” at Susan and poke with wondrous awe at her breasts. The other part wants to go about my business, maintaining eye contact with her at all times, never allowing my gaze to wander southward to her magnificent bumps. STOP IT EM.
By the way, because we were all so focused on Susan’s cans we totally missed the real hero of the red carpet. Carol Burnett wore slippers because she gives zero f**ks about what you or the fashion police think.
Em Rusciano is a comedian, writer, singer and regular news.com.au columnist. You can follow her on Facebook or listen to her podcast . She’s about to start touring her new show ‘ Not a Diva ’ around Australia.
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Susan, now-70-years-old, played Hattie in the old school flick; which told the tale of a teenage girl living as a prostitute in New Orleans back in 1917, also starring Brooke Shields as Violet.
In one particularly saucy scene, Susan could be seen fondling her bare breasts as she laid herself out on a floral chair, with her giving viewers a glimpse of her toned pins in a pair of racy black stockings.
Susan wore her brunette locks in tight ringlets and she had a simple pendant fitted loosely around her neck.
Another sizzling shot then saw the actress flashing a sultry stare to one side of the camera, with her flaunting serious cleavage in a plunging white lace dress, which she teamed with a matching cardigan loosely draped over her shoulders.
The unearthed snaps come after Susan spoke out about still being considered a sex symbol.
The Thelma & Louise bombshell admitted: “There’s nothing wrong with admitting that I still feel sexy at 70.”
Susan went on: “I have been lucky enough to enjoy sex – and still do. I have never slept around but have always thought that quality is more important than quantity.
“As for ageing, it is a number and I have never given it much thought. Just get on with it and enjoy the years as much as you can. I look forward rather than back.”
Susan has enjoyed countless success over the years, with her bagging herself an Oscar for 1995 film Dead Man Walking (as a nun), and having a string of hits including The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Bull Durham (1988) and The Client (1994) for which she won a Bafta.
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