Survey Finds Americans Spend More Time Choosing Netflix Show Than Watching It

A satirical new survey suggests the average American now spends 45 minutes scrolling Netflix menus before watching exactly 12 minutes of a random series. The National Bureau of Streaming Confusion reports that indecision has overtaken binge-watching as the dominant form of entertainment. Couples admit they often spend entire evenings debating between true crime and baking competitions, only to fall asleep before pressing play. In Los Angeles, one man confessed he rewatched the trailer for Ozark 14 times without committing. Experts warn the trend may evolve into �meta-binging,� where people only consume previews. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com