Survey Finds 70% Of Americans Pretend To Read Terms & Conditions Like Sacred Texts

A satirical new survey suggests that most Americans treat Terms & Conditions the way medieval monks treated scripture: with reverence, ignorance, and immediate disregard. The Center for Legal Irony found that 92% of participants scroll directly to �I Agree,� while 15% admitted to crying when confronted with words longer than �warranty.� In Los Angeles, a yoga group hosted a dramatic reading of PayPal�s user agreement as performance art, describing it as �hauntingly biblical.� Tech companies openly admit they hide confessions of crimes, jokes, and even recipes in the fine print, knowing no one will check. One lawyer summarized: �By agreeing, you basically sold your soul for 10% off DoorDash.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com