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Surprise finger in the ass (m) #funny
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Well as the title says, it's only happened to me twice in my life. The second time left me utterly confused 😂😭
Ok, the first time was a few years back and was medical. Not to get too much into my history, but I ended up having to go to the doctor and got the old #OilCheck. Idk how many of you have ever been in this position before, but it's super awkward. You lay on your side in a gown that opens from the rear. Your doctor lubes up a finger and does this awkward hooking motion inside your sphincter. I also had a lady doctor, who for lack of a better term, was A WHOLE LOTTA WOMEN #HippoFingers.Anyways, not an enjoyable experience. One out of five stars, wouldn't recommend.
Fast forward a few years later, I'm getting head from this GORGEOUS girl. This girl is an absolute fucking champion. I'm talking eye contact. I'm talking so much spit, I think my poor little guy is going to look like a raisin when she is done. I'm laying back on the bed looking at the ceiling in complete bliss. #25AndPeaked
Well folks, I'm sure you can guess what happened next. Without forewarning, or even the common courtesy of an "accidental brush up" to test out my reaction, this girl goes three knuckles deep right up in my brown starfish. #HoleInOne
Now, it's important to remember that the entire ordeal from penetration to completion probably last about five to ten seconds, but in that short about of time the following went through my head:
As soon as it happened, I immediately wanted to scream or yell in surprise. But I guess in the shock of the whole thing, my body was only able to produce some god awful, emasculating death groan. #WhaleFromNemoLookinAss. Every muscle in my entire body tensed up as if some last minute defense against this foreign invader. Now some of you may never have felt something being put up your ass before, but let me tell you, it's not a natural feeling #ExitHoleOnly. You immediately feel like your going to shit (sorry I know that's gross, but true).
So here I am, trying not to shit all over this girl's face, body locked up like I'm in rigor mortis, making some stupid as noise, and my mind flashes back to the doctor's visit. So emotionally I start feeling vulnerable and emasculated. So in that aspect this whole thing is an utter disaster.
But.... Even though I emotionally hated everything happening, physically, I had a totally opposite reaction. I came so fucking hard I'm pretty sure I slipped every disk below my S1 #WorkersCompppppp. Feeling that I just blew a load at the speed of light, she immediately yanks her finger back out (which in my mind must have sounded like the lollipop in your cheek noise) and without skipping a beat, says "Well we're a fan of that apparently" and goes to the bathroom.
So I'm sitting there going through a fucking life crisis looking at the ceiling fan. All these internal questions going through my head: "Wtf just happened?" "Did I like that?" "Was I just fucking raped?" "Where am I?"
She comes back in and lays next to me, and If I'm being honest, I just want this girl to fucking leave. Like, I'm still having post orgasm convulsions, #ShakingLikeMichaelJFox on a dirt road. But at the same time, I'm soaking in shame and anger at this girl. I do know that it didn't "feel" good to have this girl just violate me without my permission, and I was sincerely pissed about it. But I also couldn't deny the fact that I had a very positive physical reaction that was outside my control. The whole experience was very confusing and I still haven't quite made sense of the entire thing myself. But in retrospect, it does make for a funny story.
But I hope you enjoyed my confession. It's my second one sharing with you guys and any tips in my style of writing would be appreciated.
Well that was a trip from start to finish.
Well I'm glad I was able to bring you into my headspace. It was definitely a trip from start to end for me as well 😂✋
The hashtags cracked me up. I love a good second hand embarrassment.
There will be more where that came from. Thank you for attending my TED Talk
Even though it physically felt good, consent is extremely important. That was a violation. Yes, a finger in the ass feels good but that should never be a surprise. I know it sounds weird, but it's not uncommon for women to orgasm while being raped. The body does what it does, it doesn't know any better. You shouldn't feel ashamed, she should.
On a serious note, I can absolutely appreciate that. But I've chosen to make light of it and just add it to my bag of funny life stories.
But yes, consent is always important.
Get her to stick her tongue in there next time, first time it happened me I was pleasantly surprised.
Good story but the hashtags are cringe bro.
But they're so much fun to write !! 😎😭😂
i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing WITH you 😆
Hahahah it's all good. I'm laughing at me.
Must’ve hit your prostate. Your dick liked it but doesn’t mean you personally did.
Just here to comment and say great write up. Feels like I took the journey with you.
The best compliment you could have gave. Thank you.
Lol, the real question is, when are you seeing her again?
don't see the problem... personally I'm upset if a women doesn't finger my ass.. especially when giving me head... a good girl will know how to massage your prostate from inside and cause you to blow so hard your blast her tonsils out.. gotta lighten up.. it's perfectly OK to let a girl abuse your ass some... some women love it.. and I love them for it..
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