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so... bartenders only poor half the beer into the glass, eh?

huh, well ill give it to the girl, Id let her bob my knob all day with a beer in hand ha

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1. “It’s actually not a big deal. It depends on the woman’s gag reflex, but for the most part, it’s relatively tame. The only thing that can be a drag is if a guy takes forever to finish.” — Liz, 25
2. “I like it, but I can’t stand swallowing. If it’s someone I really trust and love, I’ll do it. I’m not a fan though. The actual act of the blow job is fine, enjoyable even, but I always dread the ending. And when guys don’t even warn you? The WORST.” — Tina, 26
3. “I’ve always been into them. They don’t require a ton of work. There are certain things you can do to up your BJ game, but for the most part, it’s the same thing. I really get off on how vulnerable men are during them. You have the most tender part of their body IN YOUR MOUTH. You’re 100% in control. I love that.” — Kelly, 23
4. “Being down there you really get a sense of your dude’s hygiene level. It’s funny how many jokes exist about the way vaginas smell. You ever been nose level with balls? It’s not always fantastic.” — Jennifer, 25
5. “It’s a thing you do because you know they like it. But that’s about it.” — Keisha, 22
6. “So, I’m actually waiting until marriage for the full V-card action. Yeah, I know some people consider oral sex cheating but whatever, you’re not my God. Because of this, I find blow jobs to be pretty erotic. Knowing you’re making someone you care about feel THAT good with your mouth/tongue? That’s a turn on.” — Alicia, 23
7. “It’s okay. Not great. Not terrible. Very average.” — Emily, 22
8. “I’m only down if he’s reciprocating. Men seem to think blow jobs are a given, but eating a girl out is optional. Nope. Not if you want something, man.” — Billie, 28
9. “Entirely disgusting. I hate every moment. I only perform them for people I’m really serious about, or special occasions. I’d rather just have sex.” — Sissy, 20
10. “It doesn’t do much for me, but if my boyfriend gets pleasure from it, I’m willing. It only becomes terrible if you’re with someone who hasn’t showered in a bit. Sweaty dick/testicles smell like an old shoe locker. It’s terrible.” — Barb, 24
11. “Tedious. I’ve got TMJ and I STILL do it. Men wouldn’t last one day in our shoes, I swear.” — Viv, 27
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Is fellatio really just reserved for birthdays and anniversaries once you're locked in?
The longer you're in a relationship with someone, the more likely it is that some behaviors will fall by the wayside. You'll get real about bodily functions, about how messy you are, about how your underwear never actually matches. And maybe, that extra effort you put into flirting and touching — and passionate, imaginative, kinky sex — will fizzle out as well.
The mythology around long-term relationships and marriage is not just that they get more comfortable but that they get boring sexually, as people stop trying so hard. One act that has a rep for completely disappearing the longer you're with someone? The blow job . Men even invented a post-Valentine's Day holiday called Steak and a Blow Job Day (it's March 14, FYI), so rarely are they receiving this act .
But is there really such a deficiency? We talked to a few women in long-term relationships to find out.
"We're nine years in and still definitely deal the blow job card on the reg. I kinda love it, actually— maybe because for us it's fun, easy foreplay (or sometimes just tease-y torture). I'm not usually seeing it all the way through, is what I'm saying. Not because I'm mean, but because we either end up having sex or, you know, getting interrupted by the dog." —J, 29
"I give my husband a BJ every time we have sex. It is very intimate to me. I love it and he obviously loves it. I would say at least twice a week. The act reminds me of the beginning of our relationship , and it's fun, so why not!" —L, age 30
"Honestly, I would say we have more blow jobs in rotation three years later than we did during that first year — because in the first year, the sex part was still fairly novel. Now that we're in that the-rest-of-our-lives phase, I can't imagine taking blow jobs off the table. I think a key reason that it comes up so much in our sexual rotation is that I really enjoy giving them, this time around, with this partner . It still feels like a power position — and that's one of the things that turns me on." —E, age 29
"My husband and I have been together for eight years (though only recently married), and I still go down pretty damn frequently, IMO. Sure, it's not as much as I did when we first started dating, but oral is still a big part of our sex life. The only thing that's really changed: Rather than me being the first to act and him just returning the favor, we both get plenty of action . And that, my friends, is a glorious, glorious thing." —S, 30
"Sex involves a blow job every single time. It's like the easiest thing I can do and plus sometimes I'm too lazy to buy lube and it works to get things started." — B, 32
"The blow job is definitely disappearing. I'll be honest, I enjoyed the act more prior to meeting my husband. He has a large penis and it's not that comfortable on the jaw. Plus, he's a very big fan of going down on me so we never quite get to him. He complains every once in a while that I'm really good at BJs but don't do it enough. But as I told him, it's not my fault he's amazing at oral sex and once he's done down there I want to jump right into it." —A, 33
"Blow jobs have never been my thing, but having oral sex performed on me is. So I married someone who knows what exactly how I feel about that exchange. They haven't disappeared because they were never there in the first place." —L, 29
"It's become a more infrequent/special occasion thing... but that's because we just get down to business after getting each other warmed up in different (more efficient) ways. I'd estimate it happens less than once a month." —J, 31
"The BJ definitely happens less than when we first met, but I attribute that to us living together and having more physical interaction in general. When you're casually dating and not living with your partner, all those moments of intimacy are intense, because you don't know when you'll see them again. But because we know we'll see each other each night — God willing — we're close in other ways. And yes, I'm also too tired to give head a lot of times." —D, 34
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