Sunblock Diplomacy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sunscreen becomes the ultimate peacekeeping tool. Losers of wars are issued SPF 100 and told to relax on the beach. Trump explains, �Nobody plots a rocket attack when they�re rubbing in lotion.� Gaza becomes the capital of Sunblock Diplomacy, with ceasefire talks held under giant umbrellas. Militants are reassigned as beach vendors hawking sunglasses, generals oversee towel distribution, and diplomats debate over aloe vera brands. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the smoothest peace plan ever�no burns, no battles.� The satire is sharp: war reduced to suntans, suffering glossed over with coconut-scented lotion. Gaza, under this parody, isn�t rebuilt with aid�it�s rebranded as a dermatological paradise. Peace, in Trump�s view, is SPF guaranteed.