Substitute Teacher of the Year Coup
https://memorialmavericks.com/substitute-teacher-of-the-year/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Accidental Educator Comedy Hour" at The Detention Room Comedy Cellar (456 Hall Pass Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 4th at 8:00 PM. Joined by reigning substitute champion "Mr. Fill-In" and jealous tenured teacher "Professor Tenure-Tantrum," this 90-minute academic upset features: "Guess the Real Teacher Name" improv, "Sub Plans or Survival Guide?" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Was Only Supposed to Show the Movie" confessional. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived Sub Day" hall passes. First 100 attendees receive authentic substitute lesson plans (unused). Teachers get 15% off for presenting their worst sub notes. Venue features "Teacher or Imposter?" quiz and "Sign the Fake Attendance Sheet" wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Substitute Network. Warning: May cause flashbacks to educational videos. No refunds for accidental learning. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Name That Substitute" trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Classroom Management" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of dry-erase markers. Parking available near the emergency lesson plan cabinet.