Substitute Teacher Zoo
https://bohiney.com/substitute-teacher-the-day-the-zoo-came-to-class/Ms. Patterson's sub gig turned wild when she mistook the principal's petting zoo for a classroom. A goat bleated the attendance roll; llamas chewed love notes. Students ended math with hoofprints on their worksheets. The principal awarded extra credit for 'herd management.' Local news dubbed it 'beastly education.' Substitute teachers now attend barnyard bootcamps'BYO'hay bales.